TWG 193: Animal Crossing [Game Thread]

[TWG Cherry]

Originally Posted by TWG Maple

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I gwaduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numewous secwet waids on Al-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kills. I am twained in gowilla wawfawe and I'm the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I will wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the likes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call youw life. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kill you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not only am I extensively twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenal of the United States Mawine Cowps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe youw misewable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy wetwibution youw little "clevew" comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you would have held youw fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fuwy all ovew you and you will dwown in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

This is the worst thing I've ever read what what.