i'm a mod and i do it for free

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i do it for me and i do it for pussy
girls get wet when i get upset
over people having fun on the internet

with every ban i get so high
i feel like i could touch the sky
i'll wait all day for a little spam
so people will know how powerful i am

they say i do more harm than good
but if i didn't do it, then who would
after i'm gone, then they'll see
how much they all needed me

but when i left, no one cared
and their fun was just too much to bear
it makes me feel so sad and small
so when i return i'll ban them all