Chat With God.

[Omeganitros]

It's actually not that bad of a bot. Still fails the test, but really, not too bad at conversations.

Me:
Hello, sir.
God:
Hello there. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Really? That's shocking.
God:
For real. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
How has your day been?
God:
I am doing extremely well.
Me:
That's good to hear.
God:
" I am doing extremely well."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one,.
Me:
My name is Alex.
God:
It's good to meet you, Alex.
Me:
How's the weather in Norway?
God:
Foggy.
Me:
Is that good or bad?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Hah, nifty answer.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
....Man, I forgot.
God:
Cool, man. Me too.
Me:
Hahahaha!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Oooh. God is coming on to me. Well, a shirt and jeans.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was coming on to you. How about that. Cotton or artificial fibers?
Me:
Probably cotton.
God:
You seem uncertain. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes, of course we can get back to business.
God:
Gee." You seem uncertain. Can we get back to business?"? Yes, of course we can get back to business.? How?
Me:
Oh dear. God, you want to work on your punctuation a wee bit.
God:
OK. OK, I will work on my punctuation a wee bit.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

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P.S. This made me laugh so hard:

Me:
Grammar is important, you know.
God:
And important me know is Grammar.

The sheer irony.