Change-a-word

[chickendude]

Ok, new random forum game
Ok, i'll say a sentence at the beginning, and each poster below has to replace one of the words in the sentence with something else, no replacing the same word in two consecutive posts, Lets see where it goes
Make sure your sentence makes sense
If you change it into a a different type of sentence, you can change the punctuations, add commas, whatever

Why did the chicken jump over the speed bump and cross the road?

GO!