Weird things you do/habits with food.

[smartdude1212]

Originally Posted by hi19hi19

I eat cereal totally dry. No milk, no berries or yogurt or shit like that, just cereal. Better that way.

Everyone calls me weird for doing this too but I cannot stand that soggy lump of milky processed shit that people slurp down their gullet. It's unnatural and fucking disgusting.

Then they tell me to eat it more quickly to avoid the soggy texture. a) I can take my time if it's dry; b) the crunch is far more enjoyable; c) I can eat it with my hands without making a gigantic mess; d) I can avoid vomiting everywhere once I'm finished.

I rarely eat cereal though because I just can't handle all the sugar in most of them and I never eat a conventional breakfast at a conventional time anyway.

Alas, I have no peculiarities with food because all of my habits are objectively normal.