Jokes!

[Tonberry_Kid]

Ok. I would like to have people post some jokes they know. I would greatly appreciate it if people kept the jokes clean, because dirty jokes shouldn't be put in a place where 13 year olds play. Also, lay off the racist jokes, and blonde jokes are allowed, unless blondes get too offended. I'll start off with a couple of my own.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

10 Blondes and a brunette were all dangling on a rope that was slung over a cliff on Mount Everest. After long dileberation they come to the conclusion, if one person doesn't let go, they all die. After a long time of no one commiting, the brunette goes into this speech about how she will risk her life to save her friends' lives. The blondes applauded.

So I would like the next person to post, to put at least ONE joke. And yet again, please no racist or dirty jokes. Or else I will do a dirty joke to sicken you all!