Top 5 words you say at work

[Emanresu13]

i went and turned everyone's top five words into semi-coherent phrases. well, sort of. i took whatever liberties i felt like. sorry if i missed anyone. maybe you're better off.

- kommisar
Ralph, grill sysco tabarnak esti???

- PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
Scanning suspicious infection, trojan vulnerability.

- iironiic
I am William Hung when I work xD

- Spenner
Bodied paint colour? Eggshell sheen.

- Ohaider
Oh you have a discount? Would you like to have a good one? Alright.

- Emanresu13
Cheating whore ex-wife, what hilarious s**t, f**k...

- TheSaxRunner05
Jack, load bale case aisle.

- Bluearrowll
CaseIssue ITSupport, Terry speaking.

- Coolboyrulez0
Oops parasite mode feels AWESOME.

- MrPopadopalis25
Mornin'. Help shipping box? No problem.

- Patashu
'why won't this code compile?'
'oh, that's why' '****'

- leonid
Hey! See lunch? Ya?

- Choofers
Chuck E Cheese Magic tokens service. Checkback?

- i heart candy
Ma'am? Please Sir Ratcliff, airmen.

- dAnceguy117
What system email database? Thanks. Hello, barcode.

- Gundam-Dude
Milk aisle tomorrow. Display eggs, butter, front. Yogurt, cheese, back.

- shonen7
Order? Drop pizza, cut wings.

- Hateandhatred
Welcome, which cigarettes? Thanks, bye.

- Chairu
Hello. Yeah, fantastic save. Headshot!

- justin_ator
Hey, need s**t meat. Okay?

- m0de
Hola, sopa salada pan. Adios.

- Syhto
Hi! What sweetie? Ok, come good.

- i love you
Hey, lunch break time. Later.

- kmay
Welcome to (jorb) my name is Kellen. uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh
Can I start you with something to Drink? uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh
Can I get you anything else? uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh
Thank you. uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh

- Wayward Vagabond
You what? I can't hear!

- rushyrulz
Ian, quiet. Charlie need swim.

- TheThong
Morning pain shower. Lunch bowels.

- reuben_tate
Sort morning traffic, scan good district.

- i will pwn u
1 bay clear for 2 or 3 guest, lol.

- subin
Hey, dude. I'm good practice.

- 00Razor00
Technical database contract. Device representative.

- XDark_PrinceX
**** **** **** **** ****

- irionman
Turn right! Left! F**k, cleared...

- Staiain
S**t, I need to take a brb.

- A2P
Respondent critical production event survey.

- demonllama6124
That's what she said. F**k.

- top
Flamboyant, narcissistic, anticlimactic, eloquent reproduction.

- Crazyjayde
Where is my cash, c**t!?

- Arntonach
Turn play parts. Yes, daily.

- Aldentron
Yes, thanks. F**k out guacamole!

- Cold Kitten
I'm so sorry.

- 25thhour
Chris! Hilti hammer, break concrete.

- TC_Halogen
Unload dolly, consolidate garbage pricing.

- Zekramcross
Break banana rotation compactor box.

- Charlo
PHP database code. Windows 7 website.

- I like it
"yes i work here"

- DragonIIDX
10/4, dumb vaginal beaver. Do you copy? No...

- Reach
Nice teeth, great cavities. Oops!

- Calcium Deposit
F**k, damn schedule. Sharkie bananas.

- 87x
Negative, sir. Affirm Roger copy.