GAH I'm fat

[Cavernio]

I'm getting downright fat. I mind especially now because I'm getting married in 7 months (yay!) and I just don't want to be a porker bride.

As I've posted before I'm not very energetic. I'm seriously hoping it's due to my celiac disease, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeliac_disease, but by the time I heal enough to start to feel good again it'll be too late to buy a dress. (I SHOULD have been gluten-free for 4 months now, but my qagkrjbgw;bglrjbwe health system is SHIT and so I've been gorging on white breads and all that junk food I will never get to eat again for the past 6 weeks, gaining 15 pounds and feeling like ass and I STILL don't have a ****ing biopsy appointment...RAAAAWR) Anyways...

I need to lose weight FAST if I want to buy or get a dress made and have it close to the size I want to be at my wedding. Like, if I buy a dress in 2 months, and then lose 40 pounds between that and the wedding, my dress could have some serious fit issues that even a professional seamstress might have problems fitting right. Obviously just keeping at a good weight will require work too, so lose weight fast and be able to keep it off for half a year.

Ideally I want to be 130~135lbs. I'd be happy with 150lbs. Realistically 170 is what I will probably get to without TOO much effort. But I'm 205 right now. Ewwwwww
I can lose those top 10 lbs with very little effort, but everything after that top loss will be like pulling teeth.

So, 205-150= 55lbs I want to lose in like, 2 months, 3 tops. That's quite a bit.
I can cut most carbs from my diet pretty easily now. (Well, it's hard, but since every carb product except rice now costs twice as much to get a gluten free version, and since I'm cheap, it's a lot easier to do.) But I still love to eat. It's my favorite past-time.

And the excersise thing kills me. I hate excersising for the sake of excersise...it's really really boring. But I might just have to

I'm thinking of taking up a martial arts, but that will only be a couple classes a week. Me and my fiance have started to use the tennis court nearby a couple times a week. But that's really not a whole lotta excersise. I already walk to the grocery store (the only place I need to go to regularly TO walk to.)

I need ideas for fun, (or at least not drudgery), physical things to do, and any idea of how to keep my energy levels up so that I'll actually do them. (I prefer no caffeine or other drug stimulants. I need to heal as best I can. Any sort of drug will probably just slow down the process.)

I've considered and rejected getting a physically active job for the summer. My nerve's are damaged and constant excersise that even working at Tim Horton's makes my hands/arms pain really bad...which also means they're getting damaged; no thanks. (Plus it's very slim pickings for jobs anyways.)

I've thought about fasting to lose weight quickly. It could potentially be a huge bonus for my celiac disease too. I've done it once before for a week, (not for weight loss,) but I gained all the weight I lost back within 2 weeks because it ****s up my metabolism. I was even more lethargic than I usually am, and any sort of intense excersise is a huge no-no if you're fasting. I'll also lose muscle tone. BUT, I can lose a ton of weight fast, if even half of it would stay off it would still be like a pound/day of fasting.

Edit: Style of dress that I'm looking to wear http://www.9lover.com/shop/wedding-d...gown-9072.html
I'm unsure how flattering that type of dress is on fat women. At least I still have a decent shape to me even while fat.