Pet Peeves and other things that piss people off

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by iEnvy TR0lls

The ordinal form of the number one is related to FFR. When your "borede theres" at noon to play, and I'm 12. (this can also be interpreted as "...at noon to play, at 12pm") ....and the second floor of a large building arrives.. They have intentions to fondle your genitals, so I'm like "You sure?"... So we play (have intercourse?) and he [sic]AAA,s a song that is equivalent to the ninth floor of a large building... My urination is poor...
The following numeral between two and zero is when "im in" (im in, possibly a branch of history) class and someone sees fit in staring you Donald and when you look at them they get mad as if a subordinating conjunction [sic]there all "why [are] you Stalin at me" I dick "youve" been ****ing staring me down for the past hour?<---what. ......This commonly occurs with juvenile fowls such as chickens and ducks.

Fix'd. (translated from 12 year old-esque ******ry to standard English)

I hate it when people can't type coherently.