It took me months of absence to make a new avatar.

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Hey everyone, miss me?
I'm sure you did, though to be honest I have no idea why, as 1 percent of you know me, much less remember me.
Well, do a search for my name, I'll wait.
Hahahahahahah.
Wait, me?
I think not. While our more feeble minded friends are googling my name, the rest of you fine people will be admiring my new avatar.
I personally believe it to be the second coming of Jesus christ in JPEG form. Plus, it's in wide screen form.

Now I know that I haven't made many posts in the last year, but that's because I really anted to make an impression on everyone. That, and my backspace on my keyboard broke off a while ago, and I simply lost spirit. After a quick 5 month jounry to the lands of far and few (Chinland, popluation, me.), and many games of Halo 2 on Xbox live, my life has given me new meaning. And with that meaning I have decided to create a new avatar, thereby renewing my online life on this blessed website. I say blessed loosely as we all know there is no God. If you really need a superman in the sky to look up to, I'll be there for you. Cry on my shoulder if you will, but so help me if you leave any traces of illegal substances on me. Anyway, I'm sure you all have better things to do, and I have better things to not be doing, so I'lll leave you all with this.