For those of you who like Notpron-type puzzles...

[MrRubix]

The important things to look at on 27 are inversely proportional to the size of my manhood and directly proportional to the size of Sprite's.

As for 28, again, it's a really simple thing. Each number needs to be treated by itself, but you do the same thing to all of them. You should notice something awesome if you're doing it right, lol. I technically screwed up and did 28 the long way, but, luckily, it yields the same solution.