Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

[HammyMcSquirrel]

*THIS EVENT HAS ENDED*

Some of you may have remembered A2's subscription giveaway found here.
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=67043

Well, I'm doing one of these myself. I arranged a deal with emerald000 in which I'll be giving him enough credits to buy 12 three-month subscriptions. Big thanks goes to him for the help with this!

Here are the basics:
-12 three-month subscriptions are being given away.

-All you have to do is write up a post telling me why you feel you deserve a subscription (similar to A2's event). Please make it a serious/good thought and reason. The better the reason you have the better your chances are, obviously.

-People who are already subscribed are not eligible for being awarded a subscription in this event. Staff are not eligible either. Sorry! Gotta give the users that have practically no benefits a chance. =P

-I will be giving people two weeks as of this post to post their reasons. I may extend that time length depending on the activity of this thread, but that's what I have planned for now. All of my decisions will be made at once after those two weeks.

-I will be taking nominations into account. Just make sure you're nominating a non-subscriber and/or non-staff member. I'll allow one nomination per person and please give good reasoning behind your nomination if you're going to make one. You may only either nominate someone else or give a reason for yourself, so you can't do both. If someone does both, I will take the reasons for themself over their nomination.

That should be all, so go ahead and post why you feel you deserve a three-month subscription! I will no longer be accepting submissions after 11:59PM CST on August 31st.

Bonus: To bring more attention to this thread, I'm giving away 20k credits to whoever makes me laugh the most with their post. (Only one post per page at 20 posts a page.) I'll decide on the winner for that once this contest ends, hehe. Oh, and no youtube videos or any other video links, please. Subscribers and staff are allowed to participate in this.

Results

3-Month Subscription Winners:
While some may have had deeper reasons than others, I found enough support and effort out of these people to give them a subscription. Personal experience in seeing these people around the site may have helped in my final decision.

Breakdown16
Clipso
Crashfan3
Go_Oilers_Go
Gundam-Dude
hi19hi19
MrMagic5239
Redorigami
WolfXhunter

Honorable Mentions:
Your reason was pretty close but needed more to it. That, and/or I saw a certain desperation within your post. =P Either way, these people will be awarded 10k credits each from me.

8 Hour Whore
robertsona
thehunter1117
Quigly

The reason why I didn't hand out all 12 within this thread is because any reasons after these people were way too similar or just...lacking too much effort/support and/or something to make it unique. Another reason why you may not have been chosen was because you had a subscription at the time of the post or very close to that time. Despite it ending soon, you still had the experience of being subscribed recent enough.

The remaining subscriptions will be given to people I'll select outside of this thread. As of now, Emerald can send out these subscriptions to you guys when he gets the time. Thanks for participating!

Funniest Post Winner:

Gilly G (10k) (For that amusing story he wrote.)
Charu (5k) (For the post with the weird lady and the giant muffin.)
robertsona (5k) (For a few random posts that made me chuckle.)