My Thoughtful Opinion

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The following is a plead to the country of America and its citizens to change their ways. I will use nothing but the cold hard facts. By the end of this post, I assure you that you will all have seen the error of your ways and live properly, like us Canadians.

First of all, I would like to point out the obvious generalization that all Americans are indeed incredibly obese. Several national studies have concluded that America is one of the fattest countries in the World. You can't argue with statistics, statistics never lie. On a recent school trip to America, I was surrounded by people so large they seemed to contain their own gravitational orbit. Their McDonalds cheeseburgers were almost engulfed by their massive palms.

I, as a loving canadian citizen, am genuinely concerned for America's health. If you people don't lay off your deep fried candy, you will die of health complications. It will be bound to happen, you can't avoid it. Heart attacks and Diabetes will creep up on you like a bucket of KFC at dinner. Do you people really want to live like giant slobs, polluting the earth with your existance? Think of your children. With you people and your eating habits, you will be confined do an IV feed before you can have any!

When I was down in America for a school trip, I also noticed that all of you people give off the most foul odours imaginable. But of course, everyone knows Americans are slobs and don't believe in cleanliness. Just ask anyone who isn't American!

Another serious problem with America is a war hungry country that insists on killing each other and owning the most destructive weapons for personal amusement. It has always been like this for America. People have tried to change it (whith no success of course) due to America's incredibly stubborn nature. America and its love affair with guns only proves that you people are entertained incredibly esasily and care only for materialistic things, not stuff that matters the most.

During my trip to America, I saw a middle aged women buying the most expensive clothing I could ever imagine. This is why you people need to seriously lay off the materialistic items. She was abusing her credit card immensly. All Americans OBVIOUSLY do this, and it needs to stop. It's your fault that everyone is being dragged into a rescession. Stop buying so much ****.

Your police need to get their priorities straight too. People in America are getting charged with copyright infringement left and right, while much more important crimes are going unnoticed, such as drug deals and murders. It's terrible.

I hope now you have seen what Americans truly are. Either you do, or you are a complete idiot, and your opinion isn't valid.