I Might Be Flamed For This

[Chromer]

Ok people. I know you hate Eminem(which I don't) but he made a really great movie by the name of 8 Mile. Maybe you've heard of it? Anyhoo, my favorite part of the movie is the final three freestyle battles B. Rabbit(Eminem) has to go through to defeat the Free World. Here is my analysis for each of the three battles:

Battle Number One/ Lyckity Split vs B. Rabbit

Basically, Eminem came out swinging and just destroyed this guy. Especially this line: "So I look like a German eh? That's ok. You look like a f**king worm with braids." I was roffling at that one hard.

Battle Number Two/ Lotto vs B. Rabbit

Ok, now everyone of my friends down to even my family have agreed that Eminem lost this battle. Lotto killed Eminem so badly that even Em himself said, "Yo, that Leave It To Beaver line almost killed me." Don't believe me? Read Lotto's lines:

"I'll spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me. This here is a horror flick, but the black guy doesn't die in ths movie."

"F**k Lotto. Call me a leader. I feel bad I had to murder that dude from leave it to beaver."

"Yo dog, I like you. So I don't want to have be the one that you commit suicide too."

"Yo dog, I would love for this s**t to last, so I'll take a picture of my rear end, so you won't forget my a*s."

Basically Lotto just joked Eminem about being white. Eminem barely said anything hurtful but he had a couple of good one-liners:

"Lookin like a cyclone hit you, Tank top screamin,"Lotto I don't fit you!"

"I think this guy is Paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!"

And my favorite:

"F**k Lotto. I'll get seven digits from yo momma for a dollar tomorrow."

Battle Number Three/ Poppa Doc vs Eminem

I have nothing to say. Only that joking the hell out of himself made him the winner. Meh. Everytime I watch 8 Mile I usually turn the channel after Battle #2 because #3 isn't really that appealing anymore.

Thx you for listening to my rant and rave. Now I think that these comments are true. But if any of you disagree with me, feel free to share your opinions. But no Flaming. I.E: Moogy, Tasselfoot, or ANY OTHER BADMOUTHERS SAYING NEGATIVE COMMENTS.