Jesus with guns. ;o

[SyntheticDarkness]

Ehhh, this probably doesn't go here, I wasn't too sure. But oh well.

So yeah, me and my freind on msn are taking songs we like, and replacing the lyrics to them about Jesus with guns, and the lyrics have to match the music, same syllables, etc. I was wondering whether or not you guys had any ideas? ;D Here is an example of one we've done already, I can post the rest if you want, up to you though. ;o

Metallica -Battery:
ROCKET LAUNCHER JESUS, AIN'T GOING TO RELEASE US,
CANNOT GET THE HELL A-WAY.
THIS CANNOT BE RE-AL, ROCKETS MADE OF STE-EL,
GONNA GO TO HELL TO-DAY.

SMASHING THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES,
HOMING ROCKET'S FOUND ME,
ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME.
FIRING IN AGGRESSION,
STALKING WITH OBSESSION,
ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME.
CANNOT KILL THE JESUS,
ROCKET LAUNCHER'S HERE TO STAY.
OWNING ME.
OWN-ING-ME.