Heed my advice

[aperson]

I have learned an important lesson at school today, all in the name of science.

We're sitting bored in class, one person has Binaca Spray. What is the logical thing to do in this situation, you ask? Why to see who can take the most shots in a row before they give up.

The first person begins and takes 20 shots. He closes his mouth and shakes his head around a bit then feels fine.

The second person ups the ante with 27 shots. His mouth hurts and it tingles for awhile.

So what do I do? I beat both their silly asses by taking 34 shots. By about the 27th my mouth is burning, and by the time I get to 34 I give up. I try to close my mouth and swallow it but I can't, it's just kind of numb so I sit there and drool on the floor for about 15 seconds so I can close my mouth.

2 hours later I'm sitting here at home typing this eating cheez-its. I can almost taste them.


Suffice to say I have another story to tell and it's the funniest thing that's happened for awhile.