Survivor:Nicero series!

[marioGP87]

My first story that I made just now on the internet. you can find more stories and at at www.macrophile.com.

Originally Posted by mariogp87

*it's more of a play than a story*
*WARNING: CONTAINS STRIP CLUB SCENE, PERVERTINESS, AND LANGUAGE!!!!*
(also, Act 2 is going to have more players than Act 1) (also, this wasn't meant to make fun of Luigi, it was meant to make fun of survivor)
Here's the characters:
1)Mario (me )
2)Hideki (my bud)
3)George Bush (the president)
4)Luigi (Mario's bro)
5)Sora (the keyblade weilder)
6)Jack Goldman (the host)
7)Barney ( he want to kill us ) (later in the series)
8)BJ (Barney's right-hand man)
9)Lumphoboextreme (the gamewhore of FFR )
10)Professor Jigglesworth (actually, it's Jigglypuff )
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Act 1: What a random start to this story
(setting:Port Nokaru)
Jack: Welcome to Survivor:Nicero! I'm your host, Jack Goldman.
Luigi: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Luigi! Relax, this is Port Nokaru.
Hideki:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHERE'S THE F*** IS CHII!!!!!!
Everyone complains about their personal stuff =.=
Jack: EVERYONE SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!
Silence set in
Jack: Much better. Come, I'll show you where we're going to stay.
...
(setting: Rokenu Forest)
Jack: Now that everything's in control, there'll be two teams, and the captain of both teams are: Barney and BJ
Everyone: WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: I know, it's ridiculous. But, just bare with me.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HEARTLESS!!!!
Professor Jigglesworth: Aren't you the wielder of the keyblade?
Sora: Oh yea. I forgot .
(Five minutes later...)
Sora: Well, at least the heartless won't get in my way for the grand prize .
George Bush: Where's the White House?
Barney: Looked like you've been ripped off..., buddy !
BJ: *whispers to Barney* remember our plan .
Lumphoboextreme: Where's a computer ? I NEED TO STILL BE F***ING NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: *whispers to Lumph* I might get you one tonight.
Jack: Now for the distribution time!
Barney: Sora
BJ: Mario
Barney: The President
(One hour later)
Jack: Now that we got our team into place, get use to your teammates, wether you like them or not.
...
(setting:Barney's lair)
Barney: Guys, let's got to the strip club while we still have the chance!
Luigi: MAMAMIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: QUIT SAYING MAMAMIA ALL THE TIME YOU F***ING PUSS!!!!!!!
Professor Jigglesworth: Thank you! *then whispers to sora* If we're at the elimination, let's eliminate Luigi the f***ing puss.
Luigi: What are you talking about?
Sora and Jigglesworth: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS LUIGI!!!!!
...
(Setting:Outskirts of Port Hiroshina)
BJ: SWEET! We're almost to Port Hiroshima guys! That's where we going to meet Jack for our challenge. (while Barny's at a strip club)
Mario: Well, at least I don't have to worry about Luigi for now .
Hideki: But, I missed Sora, he's a good friend of mine Mario.
...
(Setting:Port Hiroshima)
BJ: Hey Jack.
Jack: Where's the f*** is Barney?
BJ: Guess.
Jack: *sigh* That f***ing perv.
Jack: Due to Barney's tardiness, we shall wait 'till Barney and his team arrives.
Everyone: F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
(setting:Port Nokaru's Strip Club)
Barney: OH MY F***ING GOD!!!!! WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!?!?
Luigi: 10 in the morning.
Barney: F***! WE'RE F***ING LATE EVERYONE!!!!
...
(setting:Port Hiroshima)
Jack: you're 10 hours late.
BJ: WHAT TOOK YOU SO F***ING LONG!!!!
Luigi: *faints*
Mario: MAMAMIA!!!!! YOU MADE HIM DRUNK!!!!!
Luigi: hot....sex....boobs...
Mario: AND YOU MADE HIM BECOME A PERV!!!!!
Barney: What the-! No I didn't! I told him to stay away from the booze and the girls!
Jack: Whatever. For our first challenge, it's about teamwork guys. Communicate.
Mario: What's the catch?
Jack: The winner can have this new computer.
Lumphoboextreme: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S WIN THIS F***ING CHALLENGE!!!!
BJ: now that's a gamewhore spirit .
(five minutes later...)
Jack: you guys have to got through Lake Nigero, into the kingdom of Sakiro, into the Lucaro Caves, and finally ending up into Rokenu Forest.
Barney: Could we go into strip clubs?
Jack: (gets all pissed) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barney: Damn!
(who will win the first challenge and get themselves a new computer? Find out next time on Survivor:Nicero!)
On Act 2: Survivor's going into a whole new twist when the guys reach the Kingdom of Sakiro and meet new players.
I hope you guys like this and you'll enjoy Act 2: Hiro's awakening

The only oeople I added that are from FFR are: me, my friend hideki, and lumphoboextreme