Post your best joke

[aracelibercelle]

Hm I actually liked the talking muffin one! And Verruckter's, Fish's, and Chromo's.

Let's see if I remember this joke correctly..

One day, a woman sees her next door neighbor, who is a blonde crying her eyes out on her doorstep, so
being the caring lady she was, she went over to see what was wrong.

"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I just found out that my mother died today," the blonde replied, bawling.

Feeling bad for her loss, the neighbor stayed with her the rest of the day until she was feeling better.
The blonde seemed to be doing better the next few days until, once again, the woman found her neighbor
bawling her eyes out on her front porch.

"What's wrong this time, honey?" She asked.
Looking up at the woman with tears in her eyes she replied, "I just called my sister, and I found out HER mom
died the other day, too, and it's just SO SAD."

*snort* *snort*

ZaCAWeE07: my brother left his sandwich on his bed
ZaCAWeE07: and my dog just ate it
ZaCAWeE07: and he is all yelling and screaming at the dog
ZaCAWeE07: lol
Dont Tell Me225: HAHAHHAAH LMAO
Dont Tell Me225: HAHAHA
Dont Tell Me225: that's great..