most retarded moments EVER!!!

[purebloodtexan]

-A couple of my brother's (soccer) teammates decided to pull a senior prank. They dressed up in leopard-skin thongs and ran around the school. They ended up on Myspace a couple of days later.
-Complete log of balls gone over the school roof:
a) I accidentally kicked the soccer ball over (It was my weak foot, too)
b) Brandon accidentally threw a soccer ball over when he was trying to knock an ice shelf off of an awning.
c) Andrew was just being an asshole and threw it over.
d) Threw two tennis balls over (I was statued while playing wall-ball both times and tried to throw it over a lower section of the roof)
e) Chris, who was knew to wall-ball, threw it over.
f) Paul was just being an asshole.
g) Ryan accidentally threw it over (He happened to be about five feet from the wall -_-)