Now THAT'S some number crunching...

[fishbone528]

I noticed that 54-12 = 42, the same as the alphanumeric value of "FIVE" and of "NINE".
5x9=45, the mirror of 54!

I also noticed 54+12=66.
If we add the 42 plus the 66 we get 108 which just happens to be the alphanumeric value of the phrase "ENGLISH INCH". There's a self-reference to the idea of the Imperial unit of measure.

Also,
108-54 = 54, self referencing the 108 back to the number we started with. Also, 54 is the alphanumeric value of TONE, the significance of which we will see later on in this article.

OMG!! If you take the sum of two numbers, then the difference and then add the results together and divide by 2, you get the first number??!!! I have discovered the secret of the universe!!!

((Then multiply 7129 x 4.66666... next get the cube root - you should have 32.16215434.))

Joe noted that this 32.16215... is a very close approximation of the gravitational constant of g=32.1652. Joe notes, further:

((Since it's really not a constant ( it varies slightly about the Earth's surface), this then is a pretty good value.))

Wow! He found a number that is accurate to 2 decimal places in the earth's gravitational constant! He must really be on to something now! A difference of 0.00305 is NOT a "pretty good value." By the way, the % difference (.00305/32.1652) rounds to 0.009482298% (way too large to account for small variations in the earth's gravitational field). If you add the numbers together you get 42! The alphanumeric value for FOUR and FIVE!

You can make up numbers to match any pattern you want by performing random mathematical operations on them. That article was a complete joke.