Premaritial Sex

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Originally Posted by The_Q

I have no idea what you're talking about. This is utter nonsense.

You can maximize utility even more efficiently by doing the reverse wheelbarrow instead of the sofabender.

On a much more serious note, I'm not for abstaining. I think that there is a proper time and a place for you to do just about anything, as long as you feel it's ok to do so. When you feel comfortable enough with somebody to have sex with them, that's your choice. Knowing the risks involved with sex is important, yes, and knowing when's the right time, who's the right person and which is the right Volvo is incredibly important.

Marriage is a great method of insurance for this. If you're married to someone, you've spent the time, money and effort to get to know them and be sure you'll spend at least a good deal of time together (getting tax breaks). It would be wonderful to abstain until marriage if this is your goal, but if you feel you can behave responsibly and carefully, all power to you.

Q

There is no way the reverse wheel is more economical than the sofabender. The energy used to maintain the calories necessary to sustain the acts of reverse wheelbarrowing and sexual intercourse are nearly double that of the sofabender and triple that of a standard missionary style. However, I understand your point if one does not own a sofa, in which case, it would be much more cost effective to utilize the reverse-wheelbarrow. However, I do believe there are more economical ways to get your rocks off, such as doggy style. Doggy style is arguably the first sexual position of man, and one of the best. Doggy style can be preformed just about anywhere (on the bed, in the woods, grandma's kitchen patio, etc.) I'd also like to add that primitive man was very economical. Life consisted of 1) getting food 2) populating the Earth. Modern man's life is very much the same way, but now we have to jump through a bunch of hoops to get food, like education and a job, and dates, seriously, what the hell. But I digress.

The point is, sex is always awesome for the man, and being a man, all my sexual experiences have been awesome...no matter the position or hole. If your choice is to abstain, awesome for you. I applaud your will power. As for me? I'm weak. I enjoy pleasure.