08-9-2007, 12:24 AM | #22 |
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
-Hold on, just letting you know, I'm a little drunk right now. What? Really? Sir I'm going to have to ask you to ste- -And there's a gun in my glovebox. GET OUT OF THE CAR! -And I've got weed stashed in the seat. ON THE GROUND! -There's also a body in the trunk. *Calls in for backup.* --I understand that you've a gun in your glovebox? No, let me show you. --Weed in your seats? Sir, I just bought these, no way I'd tear these apart. --Could you pop the trunk for me? Sure. --He told me there was a body in here. Pfft, and I be he told you I was speeding too.
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