Dead Babies (and other jokes)

[dontcareaboutmyid]

(please dont be banned please dont be banned)

ok whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in five trash cans

Whats the difference between a truckfull of bowling balls and a truckfull of dead babies?
You can take the dead babies out with a pitchfork

There's more but i don't want to post them all

Here's a different joke

A little kid boards the bus to go to school. He sits up front and says to the bus driver "if my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull i would be a little bull"

"If my mom was a sheep and my dad was a goat i would be a little goat"

He goes on with other animals until the busdriver becomes irritated and yells "well what would you be if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a bank robber in jail!!"

The little boy smiles and says " then i would be a bus driver"

Maybe i'll post some top ten lists later. 8)