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Join Date: May 2004
Location: on assignment, be back in 5 minutes
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Sorry for the delay folks but as promised, here's the story of me pissing off a small rodent (well it was a possum but still...)
The house I lived in before this one was in a neighborhood that had rpoblems with squirrels, rabbits and the like. So we set up a squirrel trap in our backyard, a cage that when a small animal stepped in and tried to eat the bait, the doors would fall down on either end and lock it in. We've caught some pretty strange animals like birds, turtles, cats and dogs. Well one morning, we went out to see if anything was in the trap- a nice angry possum was sitting there and when we went near it, it hissed like a little bitch at us. My dad and I would release the squirrels and stuff in a field that was fenced in ( it was owned by GM and was very very large). We open the cage and let the animal run under a fence and away from us. This time though, instead of running away, the possum turned around and tried to attack! it didn't help probably that I was laughing at it the whole time for being stupid enough to get caught. So I jump in the pickup part of my dad's truck while he looks for a stick or something to prod it under the fence. It still tried to bite us so my dad just jumped in the truck and left. I was still in the bed though and when we left there were two thumps within about a second of each other, the first was me falling on my butt because i stood up in the bed just as the truck took off but the second was the possum...I think you can guess what happened.
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