Homosexual Marriage

[Kamunt]

Please note that this post is FILLED with terribly dry sarcasm, the type used in shows like "Moral Orel" on [adult swim], which I'm actually surprised no one's brought up yet. Most of my 1st paragraph following this one is "real", but it gets sarcastic towards the end. Just to forewarn you all.

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Does the Bible say "Thou can't be attracted to another dude?" NO! It says, to paraphrase, "Don't have sex with other dudes." The latter is VERY MUCH something that they can help.

Sorry, but I can debate that, too. You can't possibly tell me that human beings don't have certain "needs" that need fulfilling, like eating, drinking, breathing, sleeping, going to the bathroom, having fun...and sex is quite often one of these needs, as well. If it wasn't, then why else would there be in our prisons "power in the showers", so to speak? Because, obviously, there's that many homosexual people that get arrested. Obviously.

Originally Posted by tha Guardians

1.) Not everyone believes in God or every detail in the Bible, or stresses it so significantly (if you can understand that).

I don't think anyone alive today does, even the Pope himself.

What if the Bible said 'Thou shall not breath'? You wouldn't know of this as a baby, and therefore, you would already have sinned and be cast into the fiery depths of hell, right?
Every minute you lived after that would be another minute of sin, but God, as an understanding superior, wouldn't throw you in hell for something beyond the boundary of your natural control, would he?

No, because being Baptized obviously clears you of all Original Sin, and since Adam & Eve obviously had to breathe in order to live, breathing is also and Original Sin. Hence, it becomes OK to breathe once you're head is dunked in "holy water". Isn't Christianity convenient? Where you can just dunk your head in some water proclaimed holy and be cleansed of your sins and go to Heaven by default? Because, you know, if you AREN'T baptized, then you go to Hell. Yep yeup yup, of course. Makes sense.

Homosexuality is not a choice. For example, if your straight, go turn gay. No, seriously, be gay right now. Why won't you do it?... because you're not attracted to the same sex. Now tell a gay person to turn straight. They can't... it's beyond their control. They can hide it and resist urge, but they can never turn themselves straight or have someone turn them straight.

Of COURSE you can choose to be gay. It's an easy choice. All you have to do is convince yourself that pain is pleasure and that being unpopular and creepy is cool. Simply doing. Then you find other teens/young adults that feel the same way and "intermix" with them, doing an assortment of drugs and swapping knives and switchblades in the process. Can't forget the drag, skin-tight jeans, eyeliner and dark nail polish, obligatory chains & clothing adorned with the names of any of varying modern punk rock bands of varying crappiness. We call these people "Emo" for short.

...I'm tired, lemme alone. LOL. And...tha_Guardians, that was a chaotically long post, even for someone like me, LMAO, who is known for making ridiculously long posts. I tip A Pimp Named Slickback to you.