Why am I not immortal yet?

[CMCAdvanced]

http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/c...id=CMCAdvanced
If I am not immortal by the end of next month, for lack of a better term, I will be pissed.
you don't have to do anything but click the freaking link.
I swear, the blood of many will fall if I do not gain immortality. And I mean that in the best way possible.
Bah.
Humbug.
All I need is 100 clicks.
That's all.
Just 100 unique clicks. I won't even ask for anything for Christmas.
Well, maybe immortality...oh wait.