Zen Thoughts

[cutesaru18]

Here are some funny zen thoughts to loosen up after debating in the other topics. I found these ioff of a couple of websites...in case you recognized any of them.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like...night

Change is inevitable, except for vending machines.

Eagles may soar, but weasals don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light and a dark side, and it holds together the universe.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles ends with a broken fan belt and a leaking tire.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you have an open mind, keep your chin up, or your brains may fall out.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious.

Don't get mad...get even.

If a tree falls, and nobody is around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?


Like them? Hate them? Know any other ones? I wanna know. ^_^