Modern Advertising

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Sucks.

I just saw two commercials that made me lose all faith in modern advertising.

1) A commerciall for SPEEDSTARS, which are little moderized cars for kids made by Playskool. The commercial was probably the most ineffective one I've ever seen. They show two kids sitting in the middle of a fucking indoor parking lot playing with the cars. The camera is on like 4x speed so the kids look like fucking spazzes revving up the cars and letting them go on a 12 inch tall loop. What kind of parent, post seeing the commercial, would buy those cars for their kids. "Lets go buy some cars that suck so my kids can go play with them in the middle of a parking lot."

2) A Capn crunch Cereal Commercials I saw commercial. It starts off with two kids shopping with their mom. It shows her buying healthy foods and then the frsit kid says, "we need chocolate, no we need choco donuts@14`2516" Then they see that all of the boxes are gone.

OMG THANK GOD FOR THE GIANT SHIP THAT COMEAS RAMMIGN THROUGH THE SHELVES OUT OF NOWHERE!$" The kids turn into poorly drawn cartoon characters and then jump on the ship. They then sprout wheels and slide down a mountain while all hyper. "Time for a pit stop!" The kid stops and starts guzzling chocolate milk out of a huge ass fucking bowl. He then sticks out his tounge, wiggles it and keeps racing. The girl then jumps off a ramp and takes an enourmous bite out of a chocolate mountain. The kids are then transformed back into humans and they have chocolate all over themselves. They then grow cartoon tounges and lick it all off, scooby doo style.

Who the fuck would buy that cereal?
"Lets go buy a creeal that will make my kids go onto a cartoon ship , grow wheels and get spazzed up in the company of a guy with a large blue hat on."

-_- Im sorry for ranting, that just made me mad....Any opinions?