I have a crush at school what should i do?

[SethSquall]

Originally Posted by TheRapingDragon

Depends on the subject the teacher studies. But these will make any teacher melt into your hands.

Maths: "Hey baby, how about I come over and factorise your X's into quadratic solutions."

English: "Hey baby, how about I come over and subjugate your verbose nouns"

Music: "EPIC SHREDDING GUITAR SOLO"

Drama: "Forsooth mine dearest rose, thou hast stolen mine heart and verily thou must divulge thine naked beauty to mine fleshy eyes"

Science: "Hey baby, I've been making a formula for love, the ingredients are a dash of petasium benzoate, you, me, and some sweet sweet carbonated soda"

French: "Bonjour le bébé, je mettrai maintenant mon pénis dans votre vagin, uhuhuhuh"

Spanish: "Lo siento, que?"

Physical Education: "Ohwait, you're a butch lesbian, nevermind"

Religion: "I am a devout christian and am waiting until marriage to have sex, I am an innocent young male boy, a pre-teen if you will, nothing can corrupt my innocent youth".

Geography: "Hey baby, the waters in the oceans are rising and I feel like a volcano is about to explode, erupting into all the dark, wet caves of your mind"

History: "Hey baby, Mary Wollstonecraft is perhaps the most important figure of our history and all her views are correct".

Lmao. Question answered. Thread over.

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I had a crush on a teacher once. I just kept it in my pants and at home. It's best that way.