New Year's Ever Party Story Thread

[Chromer]

After coming from a party where there was:

-Vodka
-Vodka Jello Shooters
-Chardonnay
-Very Dry Champagne
-Mike's Hard Lemonade
-Mike's Hard Cranberry?
-Smirnoff Ice
-Bacardi Silver
-Budweiser Beer
-Bud Light
-Coors
-Jaeger Meister

There was plenty of alcohol, marijuana, cigarettes, and sex to be had. I only had two glasses of Champagne and I felt a little tired but sober. I jumped into a hot tub with a girl's bathing suit on (don't ask rofl) and almost got some if not Mr. Party Moderator (21 year old good guy/dick) came out of nowhere and told the girls to put their tops on. Grr.....

Next we ended up putting on DDR SuperNova (which sucks major ass) and playing that. I ended up AAing Xepher Oni. Next thing I know, someone was doing Jello shots and we all watched. Of course alot of girls and guys were drunk and horny so I went outside to get some air. Low and behold, two people are screwing in the hot tub. Myself and about 6 people all watched her sit on the guy and go," Wow, you're kinda small."

Ouch.

She then rides him for a moment before standing up in nude glory. I almost started crying. Anyways, we all celebrated the new year and ended up playing slaps where you must slap your opponent's hands in order to win. I beat 5 guys before a drunk 18 year old who looked like Warren Sapp came and slapped the hell out of my hand. Then everyone began to leave and we sat and watched the Metalocalypse marathon for a little bit before we wanted to leave. Mr. Moderator asked my friend and I if we drank. We said one glass of champagne (to get out of the house) and he said were not driving. He goes upstairs and we grab the keys and jet for the door and to my friends car. We speed away before he even realized what happened.

Now I'm at home telling this story. Now it's your turn FFR.