Epic Radioe Showe Tonight ~ Be There

[TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons]

All you who don't frequent yon binne of garbage: I feel it would be a shame for you to miss out on the most epic broadcaste in human history, and I am, therefore, repostinge.

Originally Posted by TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons

Attention gentlemen and faux ladies of yon Revolution of Flashe Flashe:

The radioe broadcaste of the galactic yeare shall be occurring in two days' time on the evening and night of Friday the Twenty-Ninthe of December, two-thousande-and-six.
We are fully aware of the ridiculousness of our late announcement, giving you a very short amounte of time to cancel all of your plans and activities in order to turn the attention of your aural cavities to the enormouse lumpe of auditory ecstasy, mostly composed of win and legend, which we will be emitting through your cheap computer speakers. Good on you if you happen to have slightly more posh methods of tuninge inne, aye, we will rock them like a coitus-starved wench at yon Conventionne of Starre-Trekke.

Incedentally, one of the three main figures behinde the production of this ridiculously brilliante cacophony of brilliance, namely Joshua Yorkshire Meade1, is as of yet fully and completely unaware of his position in this airing of excellence. Should the plans devised for said airing entirely fall through due to said intriguing and altogether unusual complication, you may or may not be potentially subjecte to multiple hours of backe-to-backe Isaac Hayes. (SHAFT.) Ya daaaaaamn righte.

The airing will be live from Yon Studioe, the laire of myself and filterchild in our variouse musicale and otherwise artistic endeavors.
Here in Yon Studioe, we have, aside from funhouse mirrores and tastefulle lightinge, an assortmente of incredibly sexy devices in order to deliver to you a memorably delightfulle musicalle experience. We will be presenting to you several hours of grooving materialle for thyne cerebellumme (some of the materialle for which we may or may not have personally produced on a laptop, MPD24, and microKORG in a bistro).

The caste of this endeavor will be composed of Dauphin Sandwiche of Lightninge, his valley Sir Meade1, and Duke Lighte of Williamsvilleshire (myself, mead1, and filterchild, respectively). We shall be making extensive use of our own individuale talentes and of our own individuale enormous hardcore technoe IDM turntable audio-manipulating snare-warbling sidechain-preempter-reversing Herbie Hanshlongue kickflip mctwisty 50-50 grind poppydongues.

We shall each bring our own touch to the show, and we vow to caress your eare drummes with music created by artistes of whom you and yon posse have likely not hearde prior to this occasione.
The main contribution of Meade1 shall be one of bothe variouse recordes and an enormous amount of general meadosity to the broadcast.
I, myselfe, will be supplying a significante portione of yon audioe materialle as well as several of yon atlasse liones. Spongebob Squarepusher would be proude.
Our speciale gueste, filterchild, may or may not be makinge occasional display of his skill in the arte of scratchinge yon vinylle discs, but will more likely be resigning himself to the beatmatching of variouse entirely contrastinge bits of music, which themselves may or may not have beenne obtained through entirely illegalle means. He will also be contributing yon ******ry of furre as well as yon trans-fat of Crisco.
In addition to the astoundeing display of talente, we will also be having lively discussions, particularly betwixt songs (though a few discussions of quantum theory and Timewave Zero during yon breakdownes are obligatory!) A call or two may or may not be taken, and we may indulge ourselves in the laste remaininge dayes of yon free Skype callinge.

IN SHORTE

Radioe showe on Friday. Enjoy, have a, etc.
Excessive advertisemente and glorification may or may not take place tomorrow.

Henceforthe appeareth thyne information indicating whence and whither thou shalt appeare, lest thou be proclaimed square:

Whither: Yon Radio of FFR - Statione 2
Whence: Friday, December 29, 2006; 10:00 PM EST -



We will see you there.
Sincerely, thyne undersigned:

~Sire Heathe Breadlione
~Yon Childe of Filtere
~MC Slappe & Tickle

EDIT:

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE: SUBJECT TO CHANGE

10 PM - Yon Introductory Houre of Choones
In this segment filterchild and I will be playing for you a selection of various fantastic musical pieces. Throughout this you can expect several genres of mostly electronic music, including ridiculous mashups and original bits we threw together JUST FOR THYNESELF. Bits of discussion may or may not be made.

11 PM - Yon Meade1 Variety Showe
In this houre you shall be exposed to exactly what Joshua Yorkshire Meade1 wants you to be exposed to. Rock solid.


12 AM - Yon Taking of Thyne Calles
Obligatory call-taking houre. A fanne favourite. A few tracks may be played.


1 AM - Yon Followe-Uppe Choone Houre
Like the first hour only with slightly different distribution of ROCKITUDE.


2 AM - Yon Houre of Handicapped Turtletabelles
Filterchild abuses Meade1's sub-par turntables and goes through my dad's old recorde collectionne. A must-heare, and quite possibly a knee slapperre!


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