::MERRY FARTiNG CHRiSTMAS:: does anyone else feel like this??..

[MarvynOZ]

::MERRY FARTiNG CHRiSTMAS::
..that's exactly how I feel after eating all that Christmas crap as I try to sing those crap Christmas Carols which mean Jack Sh*t to me!!.... not to mention the obligations of having to buy presents for for the dickhead relatives I don't really like.. and the mad stress of driving around in a last minute rush buying presents with money I don't have by the Christmas Eve midnight deadline.. which only makes the big rich store owner bastards richer and us poor consumer suckers poorer and left with loads of crap products we don't really need or want ..

How about giving the Christmas present or money to someone (or animal) more needy than your perverted asshole Uncle who looks at you as if he's needy of you in a way that makes you sick!!..

..apart from all that, it's a great day!..

HOW'S YOUR CHRiSTMAS?