My House Was On Fire!!

[zajac]

Aaaaactually... Kind of... Not really at all... Here's the story...

Here is what happened to me today... Sumed up in an msn convo to one of my friends...

Jess says:
but im gunna take a SMALL nap
Jess says:
I'll be up in an hour
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
sheesh
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
you';re missing out on my smoke detector going off
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
...im... im trying to make food
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
and it dares mock my cooking

~10 Minutes Later~

Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
you're NOT going to believe this
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
you know how my mom got that new burglar/fire detection crap thingy
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
well when the firealarm went off
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
it signaled the firemen
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
they came over
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
checked to see if everything was ok
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
I let one of the firemen in and told him everything
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
then he said at least the food smelt good and they left
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
they called my aunt and my aunt called to see if everything was ok
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
now i keep getting all my neighbors coming over to see if everything's ok
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
HAHHAHAHAHA
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
i'm tellin' you
Zajac Says, "I'd Rather Be Playing WoW" says:
you're missin out

I love my life... Full of suprises :P

[Tokzic]

I have to try your cooking.

[chickendude]

holy guacapenos =-o

[msbrunnettemickey]

Once i burned an egg...

[Tokzic]

I burned an egg once

I burn everything.

I burn SANDWICHES, for crying out loud.

[chickendude]

once I burned a potato

[Tps222]

I once made waffles with vinegar oil instead of vegetable oil. By complete accident of course, horrible tasting.

[ImEric12]

Cooking tip: everything tastes good with syrup.

It's a fact.

Every food I've ever eaten with syrup on it (providing that I previously liked the food) tastes awesome.

Including dill pickles.

[Rebirth0]

The worst that happened to me was a towel catching fire.

[zajac]

Originally Posted by Tps222

I once made waffles with vinegar oil instead of vegetable oil. By complete accident of course, horrible tasting.

HAHA! Yeah... Two TOTALLY different kind of oils... I've made that mistake before too :P

[Tps222]

See, I never cooked with oil before, and the labels were half torn. First I saw was "oil".

I'm not allowed to cook anymore.

[JurseyRider734]

I'm good at cooking, therefore I have never burned anything.

Except the occassional batch of cookies when I was 11.

[super-smashman]

I've caused a smoke detector to go off by burning a pot of water.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Originally Posted by Tokzic

I burn everything.

I burn SANDWICHES, for crying out loud.

That is so sigged lol.

I've made my stove burst into flames once....My mom cooked something on the stove, and it got on the burner...Then I went to make popcorn and WOOOOOOFFF!! Face full of flames -.-'

[Afrobean]

Dear Zajac,

Stop using MSN. Those logs are impossible to read.

Sincerely yours,
Afrobean

[Tps222]

I've set a phonebook on fire from the stove. Luckily, NY snows. Snow has an insatiable appetite for fire.

Luckily my gf can cook. Fast food for now.

[suicidalmuskrat]

My apartment complex seriously caught on fire yesterday. Grease fire about 4 doors down from mine...The whole hall was filled with black smoke.

[Tasuke]

I've played with matches in the chat before
Does that count. And at my freinds last birthday
we had a match fight, IN THE RAIN!. It was all fun
and games until someone got a match in their hair

[memooh]

hahahha

[hydrojakep]

One time i made TWO pizzas.
On the first one, i burnt it. So i made another.

With that one, i forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom when i put it into the oven.

We didnt eat any pizza that night.