TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Xiz]

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No Vote:

[Shell]

Hmm... Victoria. Would your company have need of any of our fine oils and fuels?

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[China Mobile]

I can't speak for our CEO, but I'm all about that renewable energy train. How's your R&D going?

Excuse me, I need to step out for a bit. Girl things, you know?

- Victoria

[Disney]

calling it now china mobile is acquisitioner because that would be the funniest shit

[IBM]

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

[Walmart]

Originally Posted by IBM

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

[IBM]

StArBuCkS Is JuSt A ChEaP CoFfEe ChAiN WhErE HiPsTeR MiLlEnNiAlS Go To EaT AvAcAdO BrEaD AnD TaLk AbOuT ThEiR FaKe BaChElOrS DeGrEeS .

WhAt HaVe YoU EvEn DoNe FoR ThE WoRlD BeSiDeS PrOvIdE HiGhLy CaFfInAtEd AnD ArTiFiCiAlLy SwEeTeNeD DrInKs ? ?

YoU DiSgUsT Me .

[IBM]

Originally Posted by Walmart

I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

My CoMpUtEr Is So AdVaNcEd ItS CoMpIlInG ThEsE PoStS FrOm NeWsPaPeR ClIpPiNgS Of LeTtErS Im SeNdInG ViA My PhOnE To My HoMe OfFiCe .

BeCaUsE Im CuRrEnTlY BeInG HeLd PrIsOnEr In A NiGeRiAn InTeRnEt CaFe .

SeNd MoNeY PlEaSe .

[Toyota]

Dearest IBM, I would much love it if you would put your... technology... in me. I think with you here in me, helping the driver of course, we could really do some... great... things

[Starbucks]

IBM, I want you to know that your analytics-as-a-service program is cheez-whiz and your customer support reminds me of Walmart's stanky armpit hair

[Apple]

Greetings.

I'd have been in earlier, but I can't post and charge my phone at the same time. I hope you understand.

Luckily I can just make emojis keys on my keyboard, so you might be seeing some of those soon.

[Apple]

Why do I have the darkest logo? That makes me feel shadowy. I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

[Apple]

IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

[Apple]

Originally Posted by Wells Fargo

Are they flags?
Are they underwater?
Not even Warren Buffet knows.

Best post in the thread.

Originally Posted by Visa

so i guess we dont know how many wolf there are but im guessing 4

Worst post in the thread.

This covers the entire game, by the way. I'm calling it now.

[Apple]

Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.

[Shell]

Originally Posted by IBM

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

Oh please. Just because you're the ones that are making this possible doesn't mean you can come in here and demand offers.

That's just bad business!

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[Disney]

Originally Posted by Apple

IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

yeah, wouldn't want anyone in this game to have a distinct typing style that requires a decent amount of concentration to keep up
oh wait

[Google]

Originally Posted by Apple

I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

How slim we talking here? Slim enough to warrant buying a 'new' 800 dollar phone?

[Google]

Originally Posted by Apple

Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.

Prob the same person in charge of the Wendy's twitter account

[Verizon]

I just spent a few minutes staring at the vote count and all the flags moving at the same time, so um [SOMETHING ABOUT VERIZON] and also [SOMETHING BAD ABOUT EVERY OTHER COMPANY]