Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla

[Chrissi]

Kirby wins! Jesus loses, if you assume that Jesus cannot call upon friends/fathers/angels. Godzilla nails Jesus to a cross and swallows the cross with Jesus attached. Kirby and Godzilla duke it out but Kirby wins because he's kirby!

[Squeek]

A competition between fictional characters eh... there's a book about one, movies about another, and TV shows / games about the third. Let's look at this theoretically.

Theoretically, books over 1,000 pages are too long to care about. That takes care of that one.
Theoretically, movies with unintenional crappy dubbing are bad. And Godzilla is a crappy name. No more of that one.
Theoretically, Kirby has games where you can play as him and do cool things like flips and dances while the kirby theme plays in the background. And you can see his show so when you get tired of the best / cheapest character in Super Smash Brothers: Melee, you can see him do stuff for you instead of you moving him.

It's all about teh Kirbeh. http://www.deviantart.com/view/5936562/ (I rule)

~Squeek

[Arch0wl]

I skimmed through most of this topic so sue me but

Originally Posted by Moogy

Godzilla is definitely not awesome.

I would just like to ALERT YOU SIR

that Godzilla is one of Ana's favorite movies.

k

alright.

k.

good.

[evilbutterfly]

who the hell cares what Ana likes? Kirby wins, end of story

[Ignite]

Kirby! I still have the NES game

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

who the hell cares what Ana likes?

Arch.

[Privateer]

This'll be a huge upset.

(http://www.duke.edu/~byy/kirby.jpg)
vs.

vs.

[evilbutterfly]

Originally Posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN

Arch.

well, who the hell cares what Arch cares about? judging by everybody's reaction to his unreleasing of stepfiles, i'd say very few. thus, Kirby wins, if for nothing else then just to contradict Arch.

btw, congrats on number 3000

[Sinjin]

Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

well, who the hell cares what Arch cares about? judging by everybody's reaction to his unreleasing of stepfiles, i'd say very few.

Yeah...

...well, yeah you definitely just won...

[HansSky]

Ok. So Godzilla wins. Since Jesus left his God powers at home, he's just a human. Squashed. Dead. Now, Kirby is nothing more than a marshmallow. Godzilla pulls out a stick and stabs Kirby with it, puts him up to his mouth, and voila! Roasted Kirby.

[NeoDarkHeart]

... kirby swallows godzilla! and godzuki. just cuz he's annoying. lol

[CoolDude7up]

Jesus would convert both of them to Christianity and then they would all be friends.

[CoolDude7up]

Jesus would convert both of them to Christianity and then they would all be friends.

[Privateer]

How can Kirby swallow Godzilla...?

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

well, who the hell cares what Arch cares about?

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Is that enough or need I link you to posts of where I can post the most miniscule boring shit and people still respond to it?

The question is rather who the hell cares what you care about? ps: I know people on here love to make pitiful attempts to prove me wrong so the few people who will quote this part and say "I care" don't really have any significance.

judging by everybody's reaction to his unreleasing of stepfiles, i'd say very few.

hahahaha

What is this person talking about? If you're talking about blur and such, very few people share those publically, k.

Anyway, you're already slow to comment on something IN WHICH I WAS JOKING WITH MOOGY. He can tell when I'm joking, because he knows me well. You don't, so stop trying. Do I even have to dig up some of your earlier posts as proof that a lot of what you say has little to no significance?

[ananana]

Godzilla is bigger than Kirby. And louder. And she has good sportsmanship. And she makes friends. And that makes a true winner.

[evilbutterfly]

not like i was 100% serious either, Arch. u dont know me any better than i know u. oh, and just because people dont publicly share them doesnt mean people dont think u're retarded for unreleasing things. the whole concept of making something public and then saying "oh wait, no, u cant play that any more, and if u post screenshots of u beating it on a message board that isnt mine i will attack u for it" is just ridiculous. and what do u mean, slow to comment? i posted right after u did. oh, because there was an hour difference? so u're gonna act like i did something wrong by not constantly wandering the message boards? and i'm not trying to say i know u, i'm trying to show that i dont like u, and i wasnt even being that serious until now, so u need to chill. this is a silly thread, we're not supposed to be serious.

and guys, really, kirby just gets a mic and kills them with his terrible singing. dont u know ANYTHING!?

[Arch0wl]

Wow, you are slow.

PS: I'm not talking about posting time. Thanks.

PSPS: learn to type, reading your posts is a pain and the neck and like fuck I'm going to edit that mess to be proper grammar

[evilbutterfly]

i use proper grammar, but i make use of commas and conjunctions alot more than i make use of periods and semicolons. it makes things seem like run-ons when they are, technically, perfectly correct. and dont try and say not having caps makes it grammatically incorrect. i've already had that discussion a few too many times...

PS: stay on topic. u'd think a (former?) mod would know better than to do what u're doing. and yeah, Kirby would win. i before i even finished saying the question my sister was like "KIRBY! He'd win!" yeah, Kirby all the way.

PPS: it's not PSPS. PS means post-script, and post-script post-script makes no sense. it would be post-post-script, meaning "after the stuff that's after the message." jeez, and u talk about me being slow.

PPPS: stop being serious in the silly thread. it's annoying. dont make me hijack ur brain and close down serious_asshole.exe. that may be painful

[Moogy]

Originally Posted by ananana

Godzilla is bigger than Kirby. And louder. And she has good sportsmanship. And she makes friends. And that makes a true winner.

Since when is Godzilla female?

:O