Happy 4th of July

[jewpinthethird]

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Our Fore-Fathers didnt found a country so we can be a bunch of pussies. That's why we celebrate with fireworks for Christ's sake. We are supposed to get drunk and blow the sh*t out of stuff. F*ck this is the land of the free...we're supposed to get drunk, and drive ourselves home. Because it's the land of free God damn it.

If our Founding Fathers wanted this land to be full of pussies, then they would have stayed under Britian's rule like those pussy-ass, french loving Canadians. Canadians ain't got no balls, that's why they are so peaceful...that's why they've got so many guns, but dont shoot each other. Because their pussies. Pussies like hockey because nothing can catch on fire in an Ice Skating rink. Fire is for non-pussies, that's why America celebrates with fireworks.

China celebrates with fireworks, so they arent pussiesm but they're worse. They're commies. They celebrate the fact that they arent free. And they dont really celebrate as much as they are told to celebrate. Because they are pussies and not free. But they arent pussies because they celebrate with fireworks.

AMERICA! WOOOO!

[Afrobean]

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jewpin, how is it that you manage to construe sarcasm so well over the internet? I can't seem to do it so well.

On a related note, I don't see what the celebration is about. The Declaration of Independence meant literally nothing. Like the Emancipation Proclamation, it was just a declaration something, and just because something is declared it doesn't mean it's true. If anything, we should be celebrating the day that the British admitted defeat.

[Sera13]

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wow my 4th was crappy! i had to work the whole time, but so many of my friends dropped by.. so it was a party i got paid to basically stand around and talk to my friends for a couple hours.

[british_bmx2005]

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Damn jewpinthethird's being racist to Canadians and to the British.

[Silver_Brian]

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Happy Fourth to all! There's people shooting off illegal fireworks down the block. It's getting quite annoying too. My friend's birthday is today too! Specialness

I don't see what the celebration is about. The Declaration of Independence meant literally nothing. Like the Emancipation Proclamation, it was just a declaration something, and just because something is declared it doesn't mean it's true. If anything, we should be celebrating the day that the British admitted defeat.

So true. They aren't even sure that it was really July 4th anyways.

[QreepyBORIS]

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Damn jewpinthethird's being racist to Canadians and to the British.

You're Texan.

[Rebirth0]

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My night.....


First I went to my grandparents house to do some stuff, and have a nice big dinner. When I sat down on the sidewalk my uncle lit about 10 of those long lasting colorful smoke bombs. I have my head in my hands being bored with my eyes closed and here comes the smoke. I stained my shirt a little because of that -_-

When I came home I had the fun. We bought a huge box of Saturn Missiles, 1000 missiles to be exact. Watching those go off were pretty fun. After that my brother lit a sparkler and one of the bits of ashes fell on my arm. That hurt like hell >_< , besides that, nothing else. We got the same stuff, Fountains, Artillery Shells, and thousands of little stuff.

My final words: Ouch @ Arm

[jewpinthethird]

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Damn jewpinthethird's being racist to Canadians and to the British.

Canadian and British arent a race, they are a nationality. And yes, I am being prejudice against them because they are pussies.

But really Canadians are cool. But not the brits. I'm not down with the brits. The Scots however, I am down with. Irish too.

My 4th of July was like any other day. Nothing spectacular. However, I didnt empty out our Spa with a bucket. It took about 2 and a half hours and smelt of Bile and rotting meat, but meh.