Fastest Middle Finger in the West

**devonin** · 03-7-2026, 05:22 PM

Everybody loves classic FFR song "Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West" but to be honest, it's not actually that fast. We can go faster.

What: A contest to see who can AAA Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West on the highest rate.

When: Saturday March 7 through Monday March 9 (Until server time rolls over into Tuesday the 10th)

How: Post your scores in this forum thread or the Thread on Discord (https://discord.com/channels/1963811...84376774267105) directly under this post in the event channel ONLY.

Why: Whoever can AAA Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West on the highest rate will win 10 cool crisp Canadian Dollars, delivered via PayPal

Prizes

1st - 10 cool crisp Canadian Dollars delivered by PayPal or equivalent if you don't have PayPal

Everybody - 1000 credits times your highest completed AAA rate as a whole number.(ie: At 1.0 it's 1000x10, at 2.2 it's 1000x22)

Terms and Conditions

1. I am only checking scores in this forum thread and the thread on discord that will be directly under the event post in the events channel. Nowhere else. Not DM'd, not posted in other channels on the discord. If you post it outside the forum thread or discord thread, I will assume you're just sharing scores with your pals and not submitting.

2. If you don't have paypal, we'll figure something out. If your exchange rate with CAD is really good, lucky you, if it sucks, sorry. It's 10 Canadian Bucks.

3. If there's a tie for highest rate of AAA, we'll go by Amazing count.

**Frank Munoz** · 03-7-2026, 08:08 PM

aboutta see x9999 in here

**devonin** · 03-7-2026, 08:22 PM

The story so far:

Code:

XxNewson1234xX      - 10.0x
LucaGMD             -  9.0x
Matthias            -  5.2x
Zyxel               -  4.3x
Hakulyte            -  3.3x
Intaurnet           -  2.4x
Craze_ef            -  2.0x
Benguino            -  2.1x
Spongebobismysenpai -  2.0x
JibsterGamez        -  1.0x

LucaGMD · 03-7-2026, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devonin

The story so far:

Code:

XxNewson1234xX      - 10.0x
LucaGMD             -  9.0x
Matthias            -  5.2x
Zyxel               -  4.3x
Hakulyte            -  3.3x
Intaurnet           -  2.4x
Craze_ef            -  2.0x
Benguino            -  2.1x
Spongebobismysenpai -  2.0x
JibsterGamez        -  1.0x

hell yea

**devonin** · 03-8-2026, 10:49 AM

Code:

XxNewson1234xX      - 10.0x
LucaGMD             -  9.0x
Zoobin4             -  8.0x
Matthias            -  5.2x
Zyxel               -  4.3x
jh05013             -  3.8x
Hakulyte            -  3.3x
MarcusHawkins       -  2.5x
Intaurnet           -  2.4x
SmexxxyBeast        -  2.2x
Benguino            -  2.1x
Craze_ef            -  2.0x
Spongebobismysenpai -  2.0x
Rising Fog          -  1.75x
JibsterGamez        -  1.0x

Remember, there's also the 1000 credits times rate without the decimal to be had even if you don't think you'll be able to be near the top. 10,000 at 1.0; 20,000 at 2.0 etc.

**devonin** · 03-10-2026, 07:29 AM

Congratulations to XxNewson1234xX our big winner at 10.0x rate! Shoot me your paypal for your crisp ten Canadian dollar prize!

I'll send out credits to everybody else today. Thanks to everybody who participated in my goofy little contest inspired by the suggestion for Frozen Finger, to do a round that was all Minute Waltz at variously higher rates.

Code:

XxNewson1234xX      - 10.0x
LucaGMD             -  9.0x
Zoobin4             -  8.0x
Matthias            -  5.2x
Zyxel               -  4.3x
UnityBoi            -  4.0x
jh05013             -  3.8x
NotSpiralingEnough  -  3.33x
Hakulyte            -  3.3x
MarcusHawkins       -  2.875x
Intaurnet           -  2.4x
Rising Fog          -  2.25x
SmexxxyBeast        -  2.2x
Benguino            -  2.1x
kmay                -  2.0x
Black_Shield        -  2.0x
Craze_ef            -  2.0x
Spongebobismysenpai -  2.0x
jacobvl39           -  2.0x
Catlover3141592     -  2.0x
SnowLucario         -  1.727x
Omega Link46        -  1.5x
asphizi             -  1.5x
HBar                -  1.5x
JibsterGamez        -  1.0x
LavaLambz           -  0.1x

03-7-2026, 05:22 PM	#1
devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 41 Posts: 10,120	Fastest Middle Finger in the West Everybody loves classic FFR song "Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West" but to be honest, it's not actually that fast. We can go faster. What: A contest to see who can AAA Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West on the highest rate. When: Saturday March 7 through Monday March 9 (Until server time rolls over into Tuesday the 10th) How: Post your scores in this forum thread or the Thread on Discord (https://discord.com/channels/1963811...84376774267105) directly under this post in the event channel ONLY. Why: Whoever can AAA Fastest Pointer-Finger in the West on the highest rate will win 10 cool crisp Canadian Dollars, delivered via PayPal Prizes 1st - 10 cool crisp Canadian Dollars delivered by PayPal or equivalent if you don't have PayPal Everybody - 1000 credits times your highest completed AAA rate as a whole number.(ie: At 1.0 it's 1000x10, at 2.2 it's 1000x22) Terms and Conditions 1. I am only checking scores in this forum thread and the thread on discord that will be directly under the event post in the events channel. Nowhere else. Not DM'd, not posted in other channels on the discord. If you post it outside the forum thread or discord thread, I will assume you're just sharing scores with your pals and not submitting. 2. If you don't have paypal, we'll figure something out. If your exchange rate with CAD is really good, lucky you, if it sucks, sorry. It's 10 Canadian Bucks. 3. If there's a tie for highest rate of AAA, we'll go by Amazing count. Last edited by FFR Events; 03-15-2026 at 12:28 AM..

03-7-2026, 08:08 PM	#2
Frank Munoz Muein Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 2,047	Re: Fastest Middle Finger in the West aboutta see x9999 in here __________________ Unknown and Unofficial may the good arrow guide you

03-7-2026, 08:22 PM	#3
devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 41 Posts: 10,120	Re: Fastest Middle Finger in the West The story so far: Code: XxNewson1234xX - 10.0x LucaGMD - 9.0x Matthias - 5.2x Zyxel - 4.3x Hakulyte - 3.3x Intaurnet - 2.4x Craze_ef - 2.0x Benguino - 2.1x Spongebobismysenpai - 2.0x JibsterGamez - 1.0x

03-8-2026, 10:49 AM	#5
devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 41 Posts: 10,120	Re: Fastest Middle Finger in the West Code: XxNewson1234xX - 10.0x LucaGMD - 9.0x Zoobin4 - 8.0x Matthias - 5.2x Zyxel - 4.3x jh05013 - 3.8x Hakulyte - 3.3x MarcusHawkins - 2.5x Intaurnet - 2.4x SmexxxyBeast - 2.2x Benguino - 2.1x Craze_ef - 2.0x Spongebobismysenpai - 2.0x Rising Fog - 1.75x JibsterGamez - 1.0x Remember, there's also the 1000 credits times rate without the decimal to be had even if you don't think you'll be able to be near the top. 10,000 at 1.0; 20,000 at 2.0 etc.

03-10-2026, 07:29 AM	#6
devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 41 Posts: 10,120	Re: Fastest Middle Finger in the West Congratulations to XxNewson1234xX our big winner at 10.0x rate! Shoot me your paypal for your crisp ten Canadian dollar prize! I'll send out credits to everybody else today. Thanks to everybody who participated in my goofy little contest inspired by the suggestion for Frozen Finger, to do a round that was all Minute Waltz at variously higher rates. Code: XxNewson1234xX - 10.0x LucaGMD - 9.0x Zoobin4 - 8.0x Matthias - 5.2x Zyxel - 4.3x UnityBoi - 4.0x jh05013 - 3.8x NotSpiralingEnough - 3.33x Hakulyte - 3.3x MarcusHawkins - 2.875x Intaurnet - 2.4x Rising Fog - 2.25x SmexxxyBeast - 2.2x Benguino - 2.1x kmay - 2.0x Black_Shield - 2.0x Craze_ef - 2.0x Spongebobismysenpai - 2.0x jacobvl39 - 2.0x Catlover3141592 - 2.0x SnowLucario - 1.727x Omega Link46 - 1.5x asphizi - 1.5x HBar - 1.5x JibsterGamez - 1.0x LavaLambz - 0.1x Last edited by devonin; 03-10-2026 at 08:55 AM..

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