Gangsta Comme le Fuck

[kommisar]

rap composed by some people I know from Clare (pronounced klor by locals) in high school 4 years ago. From south west Nova Scotia, this is an acadian/chiac/clare dialect hybrid I think some people might appreciate. I think it's hillarious, and is one of the very few dialects of French I can't speak in whatsoever.

https://soundcloud.com/chad-comeau/gangsta-comme-le-fuck

Le son du Sud-Ouest man
Tcheah, vous feriez mieux d'le croire
Let's go!

CHORUS :

Personne est plus gangsta que moi
Tout l'monde est moins gangsta que moi
Tout les gangstas lookent up à moi
À cause tout les poser voulont être comme moi

VERSE À NORM :

On est assis icette le venderdi soir
On wonder quoice dans l'fuck que h'allons faire
Mais y'a rionne icette à Clare
Except pour veiller tard pi boire d'la biarre

H'allons aller voir le bootlegger
H'allons havrer là en Escalade, toute gangster
On est pas mal chill avec nos coats de fur
Mais fuck avec nous autre pi tu fra dans le dumpster

Plus mort qu'MJ et Billy Mays
Et Hendrix qu'a écrit Purple Haze
H'allons nettoyer le sang avec du Oxy-Clean
Les corbeaux allons trouver qu'ta viande est lean

Chedjonne comme moi work out tout les jours
Pi par ça erj veux dire que j'marche alentour
De la potato chip aisle à la shop
Erj va les voller toute, I don't give a fuck

Des G comme nous autre s'aime d'avoir le tyme
C'est point rinque des hoes, du cash, des bullet qui fly
Although qu'c'est pas mal souvent;
Une game de golf sonne pas mal bon

CHORUS

VERSE À CHAD :

Y'a trop d'posers qu'essayont d'être gangster
En portant des parkas avec du polyester fur
Erj chu point fake comme d'la diet gatorade
Chu la real deal, mais c'est temps pour un upgrade

Ej veux garder gangsta, ej veux garder fly
Mais quand c'arrive à payer cher, chu manière de shy
Faisont une Wal-Mart run, trouver des super buys
Mais fais sûr que c'est point plus cher que nineteen ninety-nine

Chu unemployed mais j'need encore des heavy-duty bottes
Pi j'peux point vivre à sans une extra large calotte
Toute qui manque c'est des baggy chulottes
Pi tout les trois secondes j'me grimperai les plottes

Après acheter ma paire de jeans j'était pas mal fier
Jusqu'à temps qu'j'ai vu le factory wear and tear
Come on guys, c'est pas même fair
Que j'ai besoin de vivre avec du mother fuckin' wear and tear

Pi le monde qui stare en wonderant
Si j'm'ai fait mal en tombant et en tumblant
À cause des pre-made scratch sur ma paire de jeans
Blâme la grosse god damn wear and tear machine

CHORUS

Gangsta comme le fuck!

[Wayward Vagabond]

i dont know whats going on but something about gangsters and oxyclean

[Choofers]

my brother said this shit was straight fire

[Crazyjayde]

Lol I'm french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word at first, nor even guess it is of acadian origin. Enjoyable, I'm sure these guys are having a blast.
This is what franglais should sound like.

[kommisar]

Originally Posted by Crazyjayde

Lol I'm french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word at first, nor even guess it is of acadian origin. Enjoyable, I'm sure these guys are having a blast.
This is what franglais should sound like.

ps here it's not franglais. it's chiac. it's much more than just french with english thrown in

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiac

[Crazyjayde]

Oh. The more you know.

And now I kinda feel like learning it. xD

[StoneMcKnuckle]

Lol I'm not french and what is this, couldn't even understand a word

also "le fuck" lmao

[HalfStep]

Lol sounds like an english speaker trying to speak french

[qqwref]

Originally Posted by HalfStep

Lol sounds like an english speaker trying to speak french

lmao, this

[Choofers]

actually just kidding when i posted this on his facebook and said it was straight fire he responded by saying "I hate you -__-"

[Hateandhatred]

Holy shit what is this?!?!?!




(forged in god's very flames)

[Nick Skyline]

Some nice hometown...stuff...for me, anyways. I live in Clare.

I'm not kidding when I say, I could produce this pretty easily.

[kommisar]

hahahah well shit.


I always thought it sounded like someone english trying to speak french but they actually just pronounce their R's like that. I work with someone from pointe-sapin and it's intense.

[kommisar]

southeast new brunswick acadians speak it basically as their main language lol

[Crazyjayde]

Should have realized too, I was wondering why I had a feeling of déjà-vu until I read on Wiki that Radio Radio was a chiac-speaking band. Dumb me. =_=