No. There is no possible reason one could think this. There is no evidence anywhere of anything which could even suggest such a thing.
didn't he get caught jacking off in a movie theater?
Yes, but as has already been said, it was a pornographic theatre. I don't imagine it's that out of the ordinary for a person to touch themselves in pornographic theatre-- he just got caught and arrested or something.
That show was the **** when i was little, and now it's even funnier because everything has a different meaning, with my older, more perverted mind. And there's the occasional gem of something he says, that makes me lmao.
"It's especially delicious, when eaten with very, long, SPOON!!!"
Oh, and those movies were "Pee-Wee's Great Adventure", where that fat rich "kid" stole his uber-sweet bike, and Pee-Wee went across the country making new friends and getting into hilariously zany situations, all to get his beloved bike back, and the other one was "Big-Top Pee-Wee" where, a tornado hit, and when he got out of his storm cellar, the circus was setting up on his farm or whatever, and he made tons of friends and the towns-people ate mini-weenies and shrank down to kid size, and went to the circus, and there was a tiny woman who was having sex with the cowboy/circus proprietor. It was pretty funny.
Oh, and the show was like an acid trip, and Miss Yvonne is a fat slut with frilly dresses, who wants to totally do Cowboy Curtis, who I suspect is Laurence Fishbourne, the actor who played Morpheus in the Matrix Trilogy.
And Paul Ruebens played in a couple of vampire movies too. But yeah.
I watched about 30 secconds in and almost shot myself. This is easily the worst show in the history of mankind. I hate that guy so much. If i had a knife and saw him in shove it into his face for being in such a bad show. I HATE YOU PEEWEE YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
I watched about 30 secconds in and almost shot myself. This is easily the worst show in the history of mankind. I hate that guy so much. If i had a knife and saw him in shove it into his face for being in such a bad show. I HATE YOU PEEWEE YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
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