That friend is the best. He's took a **** in so many awesome places. His neighbor's trampoline, someone's garage before they moved into the house and that mailbox. rofl
One time a 5 year-old threatened me with a knife in a resturaunt because I didn't listen to him. He held the knife up about 3 feet from my neck as if he was gonna slice it. Now I officially hate little kids.
Well it wasn't the worst thing -I- did but it's relevant, I guess.
I would have tackled the mother****er and called him and the parents terrorists.
So I was driving around my city (I'm about 14 at this time) and my brother left his wallet in the car. The cops pulled me over thinking I was underaged so I used my brothers liscense and got out of being arrested. Thank god my brother looked young in his liscense.
Omega owes me [1] omega favor I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.
Originally posted by Synthlight
I hate myself.
Cheers,
Synthlight
xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I accidently bashed my sister in the head with a golf club.
But not a whole lot of "bad" stuff. I brought the escort papers
that are sold in some newspaper stands and brought them
to boyscout camp and put them in other people's tents.
I brought the escort papers
that are sold in some newspaper stands and brought them
to boyscout camp and put them in other people's tents.
what's so bad about that? Strippers are the glue that holds society together. If not for them we would have straight politicians, less Sexually transmitted diseases, and happier and functional marriages!! what would the world come to without them.....
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