I stole roughly 500 dollars worth of Magic: The Gathering cards and Heroclix figures from Wal-Mart over the course of a few weeks.
God I was such a nerd.
HAHAHA, they sold Heroclix too? I just steal magic cards from them also. Slip tournament packs in my pocket. Now if only they would sell DnD minatures, I'd be in heaven.
I took a boxcutter to school in 6th grade, when I still thought a person would die if you cut them "across the street". So, seeing as I wanted the guy dead (still do), I cut his wrist with the boxcutter. The guy gets pissed off and we get in a fist fight (I dropped the boxcutter). That was the only fight I've ever had in my life. Well, REAL fight. I punched a drug dealer in the mouth last month, but he backed off.
They didn't know that ;O
Plus it was a gangster, couldn't afford a lawyer, didn't even press charges, so I just got nailed 45 days in an alternative school for bringing a weapon to school.
I bought a whole bunch of miniature crosses with jesus bleeding and looking all sad. I ran into a Jewish temple while it was at session and screamed out loud, "YOU GUYS KILLED JESUS, JESUS WILL KILL YOU!!!". and then I threw all the miniature crosses everywhere. after that I just ran out and ran all the way home. I managed to get on the news. they never found me. LOL
While I was at this science camp thing, my friends and I decided to pretend to be emo because while we were out snorkeling, the tide came up and my friends and I cut our wrists on some sharp rocks that were pointing out. I had my hair covering my eyes and wore all black and we all dabbed our eyes with paper towels and walked in front of their rooms crying "It happened again =(" We freaked them out so bad. Our wrists were all gushing from those rocks for a while after that...
O_o
pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
pyro31191: rofl
pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
While I was at this science camp thing, my friends and I decided to pretend to be emo because while we were out snorkeling, the tide came up and my friends and I cut our wrists on some sharp rocks that were pointing out. I had my hair covering my eyes and wore all black and we all dabbed our eyes with paper towels and walked in front of their rooms crying "It happened again =(" We freaked them out so bad. Our wrists were all gushing from those rocks for a while after that...
O_o
pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
pyro31191: rofl
pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
I bet you they saw you do it and said, "Let him, his punishment will be living in the basement of his parent's house until he's 40." XD, course I did my share of stealing Star Wars: CCG cards too at conventions, so I know what you mean.
I've beaten my brother with a baseball bat before, was young so wasn't strong enough to kill him or make him mentally retarded or anything, but it still hurt.
There are no basements where I live.
ps. I didn't play Heroclix, even that game was too nerdy for me. I just stole them because I could.
Oh, and I've smoked marijuana on a few occasions and I drink a fair share of alcohol every once in a while. It's not bad...but apparently it means I support terrorism. I also read a few essays by Karl Marx and I agreed with what he had to say, so that means I hate freedom or something.
Whenever my friend was over, he crapped inside someone's mailbox rofl
Originally posted by MCRenaissance
I bought a whole bunch of miniature crosses with jesus bleeding and looking all sad. I ran into a Jewish temple while it was at session and screamed out loud, "YOU GUYS KILLED JESUS, JESUS WILL KILL YOU!!!". and then I threw all the miniature crosses everywhere. after that I just ran out and ran all the way home. I managed to get on the news. they never found me. LOL
You guys are 2nd and 3rd in awesomeness ranking after Smitty.
Btw I have a really awesome story, but it isn't at all something bad, it's just extremly hilarious. Convince me to write it down ITT
Last edited by dascookieman; 05-15-2006, 10:08 PM.
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