Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications
Originally posted by m0de
im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.
I would have partook today more, but I was asked to save my coworkers from imploding on themselves. Let's just say I skipped my fifteen minute breaks and took a half hour lunch, and still worked pretty much a full day. Was not a fun day.
To make up though, here's the longest TWG post I have ever written. Complete with Midimes and complete srs bznus:
Originally posted by James May
Hi, welcome to James May, where convoluted logic and questionable actions will cause your brain to go bonkers.
But in all seriousness, just gonna post readlist here and fully expand on it tomorrow before EOD, but mainly expanding on it via META atm and I'll be fully going through the entire thread tomorrow and when I return from a picnic. So yeah, list is subject to change.
Top is top villa lean, bottom is Wolf lean
-Yoshl*
-Zenith*
-Choof
-Jrodd
-Tokzic
-Lurker
-Funnygurl
-Tox
-Riotpolice
-Psycho
-Blind
-Red Lobster
-Xel (anime.gif)
"Will expand tomorrow before EoD" my ass. If you're gonna make a goddamned reads list, you gotta have a reason for placing everyone in the first place. So you know:
Why the fucking hell would you do them at different times. You stupid.Fucking.Imbecile.
Lames May
At least until you follow up. FUCK.
Originally posted by Riotpolice
XelNya11 not too green, I dislike gifs being posted as the only communication towards other players. Am hoping this improves.
At least he attempted to give a reason. Fucking shitty one, but at least the minimal effort is there.
Here's how you do a mother fucking reads list yah goddamned pussies:
Note:
Wolfy - 6 Townie -5
Null - 4
Also only gonna reference recent posts because I feel that's where the better content is personally.
1. James May - I originally slapped you with a wolf lean going into making this list but behind your fluff and filler is content decent enough to where I can't do it. If you actually finish your half assed reads list, I'll probably lean you town for now.
Referenced posts:
Originally posted by James May
They mean that Zenith.
Originally posted by James May
Yeah, he shot lurker remember?
Originally posted by James May
And remember kids, always read the setup before jumping into any conclusions
Originally posted by James May
Considering there's "The James May"...
Originally posted by James May
So if someone is talking smack about you they're wolf right? That's logic worse than my own :U
Originally posted by James May
On Zenith: Sure he's getting a villagery vibe from that smackdown yoshl gave to him last night. But something just doesn't sit well with me about the whole dynamic that happened last night. It just doesn't settle well with me. I'll just read up on that whole thing again when my mind is fresh from the interview.
On me: I'm flattered that I got the title from you, though what makes you so sure that any of us four are wolves hmmm?
On blind: You don't fucking say Sherlock?
unvote for now
Originally posted by James May
You're saying that as if that was going to happen man. Chillax about it, no one will be stupid enough to "casually" insta you. And you do realize that just makes you look more awkward because of that 4 votes. I mean come on man you're being too paranoid at the moment.
Originally posted by James May
That's what you get for sleeping off the good shit man
Originally posted by James May
I sort of found him to act just like the way I acted when I first got the wolf role in TWG C but yeah, its game #3 for him I just think that yoshl and lurker were going too aggro on him to be quite honest. Hell, I wouldn't look too much into it until later on but I would doubt that they would be a combo (highly doubt that yoshl or lurker are together based on the interaction that they had with zenith to be fair, but who knows).
Hey my logic may be convoluted but I am right at times :c
Also Zenith, get used to xel posting yuri yuri gifs just like you getting used to my often convoluted logic :V
Originally posted by James May
I had to. That made me cringe.
In a serious note, got an interview today at 2 so wish me luck dango mango~
There's a lot of fluff and filler in here, but there's a bit of some good town stuff in here. I literally am gonna slap him with a Null for the reads list.
2. blindreper1179 (This is more of a light lean, and not so much a hard one.)
Let's go over the relevance of these posts. I quoted seven of his twelve posts. This is somewhat important.
Originally posted by blindreper1179
That's on purpose, get rekt
Irrelevant
Originally posted by blindreper1179
Listen hear you lil shit
Irrelevant, even could have been added to previous post if he'd gave a fuck.
Originally posted by blindreper1179
I have low posts because I missed the shit storm of posting, and honestly, I don't feel like shit posting too much this game. Everything is almost game related to what I've posted (the lil b one isn't, but is) I'm fine with the low count, it's quality over quantity.... at least for now.
OH HEY, SO FAR ALL OF IT HAS BEEN IRRELEVANT AND UNHELPFUL COMPLETELY. WILL THIS CONTINUE?
Originally posted by blindreper1179
You might be right, we may not listen, but if you're town, and you wanna win for town DO TOWN THINGS. Your Fucking standing there whipping your dick around "Look at me fit in and oh hey look at this useless info" instead of paying reads or gut feelings or NOT voting people because we vote you. We need something to go off of if/when you die. Giving us nothing you're just as useless post death then you are now.
Oh well, maybe he'll take a break?
Originally posted by blindreper1179
Better than zenith's list
I can agree with this, in the way that I actually don't. Because we're back to the filler! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
Originally posted by blindreper1179
Yes you are, do something significant you gif posting shitlorde.
I've never seen a relevant post on the screen,
I write my posts on a keyboard, in the forums
And I'm not proud of my role,
In the torn-up game, no post-code envy
But every post's like townie post, shit post, slippin' out my role post,
Night kills, role checks, trashin' the scummy roles,
We don't care, we're surviving the night in our dreams.
But everybody's like Townie, Scummy, Town leans on your reads list.
Null reads, Slight leans, Scum leans on the read's list.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in this game's affair.
And we'll never be townies (townies)
It's not in our PMs,
That kind of role just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your town read (town read),
You can call me King Middie
And bitch, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.
My partners and I—we've cracked the code.
We count our night kills in the thread, time to party.
And everyone who knows us knows, that we're night-killing xiz,
We didn't pick wisely.
But every post's like Townie post, shit post, slippin' out my role post,
Night kills, role checks, trashin' the scummy roles,
We don't care, we're surviving the night in our dreams.
But everybody's like Townie, Scummy, Town leans on your reads list.
Null reads, Slight leans, Scum leans on the reads list.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in this game's affair.
And we'll never be townies (townies)
It's not in our PMs,
That kind of role just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your town read (town read),
You can call me King Middie
And bitch, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.
Ooh ooh oh
We're scummier than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with being king.
Ooh ooh oh
This game is great without a care
When you're posting gifs, hey, who cares?
And we'll never be townies (townies)
It's not in our PMs,
That kind of role just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your town read (town read),
You can call me King Middie
And bitch, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.
Also if you don't get the joke here "Shitlorde" is what he called me, so I parodied the only song I actually like. It's fuckin' terrible I know.
Originally posted by blindreper1179
Oh man a retaliation vote, WHO WOULD OF SAW THAT COMING HOLY SHIT ON A POPSICLE STICK.
Irrelevant post
You're caught get over it.
I'd like to note I (usually) quote these in reverse order of their posting. Blind says that most of what he has posted is "game related" when it's actually mostly filler garbage (at least according to the you know soon to be 8 post sample), or actually partaking in a bit of shitposting, which is something he said he didn't wanna do. Also posting less on purpose? You already don't post generally all that much. We need to hear a lot more from you. I demand a reads list with actual explanations and quotes similar to mine. Get to work!
Also the main reason it's only a slight lean to wolf is because of:
Originally posted by blindreper1179
Literally no one gives a shit, stop trying to shift the direction of the thread to useless Bullshit like WOLVES do on the daily.
This is so goddamned good compared to what you normally do. Please do more of this.
3. lurker - I haven't a goddamned clue how to read your interaction with Zenith, feels genuine, but for bad reasons.
Originally posted by lurker
okay that post was dumb lemme try to make up for it:
tokzic's riot vote looks kinda shitty and so do some of his other posts ("oh hey there's a whole bunch of people voting for red blaster") but at least his vote on zenith isn't as half-assed as james'
choof is motherfucking scared of me lmao pussy
red and riot are interchangeable as far as playstyle goes but i'm definitely more suspicious of red because dude what the fuck
also
since when do you say shit like this
Originally posted by lurker
you didn't even have 4 votes on you the first time you brought it up
are you trying to get nightkilled
Originally posted by lurker
why are you so fucking obsessed about having 4 votes on you jesus christ running a 4 wolf casual insta is something so dumb only you would think it's a good idea
However posts like these make you feel like a town oriented player.
4. choof - While choof posts a lot a filler, if you dig for it there's more town oriented stuff hidden in it all:
Originally posted by choof
because after yoshl stated that he was trying to push us out of the shitposting meta, you four obviously wanted nothing to do with the anti-shitposting meta push
3 of you are dumb villas but one is riding the waves of bullshit to fit in
Originally posted by choof
the jtwg was relatively short and, imo, he was blatantly obvious the entire time, especially when his partner was being death tunneled by charu (god bless charu, amen)
zenith
Originally posted by choof
reads
I'll be gone for the next few hours, having lunch with my brother and his gf
zenith - blatantly village, voteswapping using almost nothing but omgus, taking things way too personally
yoshl - jrodd can you let me know why you're not geting a green vibe from yoshl because I got a town leader vibe from the onslaught on zenith; trying to push the game out of shitposting stage is quite green imo, shitposting let's wolves stay utr
LIKE THE FOLLOWING FOUR FUCKERS
these four players are being dubbed the "White Noise Pack"
james may, rb, riotpolice, xelnya - have all shown the thread that they're pretty much incapable of presenting original ideas, even though they have some "impressive" post counts so far. I strongly believe there is at least one wolf in this group of players
however I will say that rb seems to be paying a litle bit of attention
xelnya is doing the same shit he does everyday, so we'll have to see if he brings the heat in d2 or if he stays planted firmly as a "huge fucking shitlord"
riotpolice jumped on blind's (probably fake) gun claim harder than most people it seems, but other than that, I'm personally confirming riotpolice as the worst player in the game as of this post
can someone tell me if riotpolice always plays this badly, I don't remember ever playing with him
james may - the leader of the White Noise Pack
tokzic, manti, psycho, tox - all null atm
tokzic hasn't posted, manti's posted 3 times so far (but ffr's unblocked at work so maybe we'll some shit from him soon !!)
psycho poked a bit at zenith last night, but didn't do much beyond that, she'll be gone for most of the day
tox hasn't posted much of anything but her post last night calling out zenith for falling for bait, coupled with her question about "too many roles" puts her as null with a slight green lean
funnygurl, jrodd - liking both of these guys posts, strong green leans on both (funnygurl moreso than jrodd (sry jrodd))
blind - claimed gun, think it's bullshit
lurker -
Found a dope man, I ride that bitch like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
Bitch don't give no fuck, that's why I fuck her in the face
Fuck you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
I'm thinking that lynching in the "White Noise Pack" is a good idea
Originally posted by choof
confused as to what you're trying to say here
sure there's a comparatively high chance that we'll lynch a wolf if we have 4 wolves, but that chance doesn't change depending on who we vote
try harder
Originally posted by choof
was going to post the same thing during the fiasco with you and zenith but I figured it was way too early (ie way too late irl)
so far the only person who hasn't posted is tokzic, arguably manti as well
I know manti's headed to work but damn you could have done a bit more than "i agre wit funi"
you thought wrong bucko
hint: it's
oh
good luck with interview (as of now he's probably already gone in and wrecked mad shit)
ps wrong use of "dango mango" gonna have to dock points
yeaaaaa don't try to dodge the fact that you got seriously heated by pressure because you got seriously heated by pressure; it was blatantly
lmfao
lmfao
stop being narcissistic and start looking at people other than the ones who schooled you on the playground
because you're an easy fucking target
please read the thread and make a vote accordingly
pot kettle black [another]
why not tom hanks and hooch
Mostly like these interactions, the last post is a bit eh, but the others feel genuine enough. Especially the "lynch the white noise" even if it includes me.
5. funnygurl555 - Holy shit you have more posts than I do how the fuck did I not notice any of them?!
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
Tokzic, if Zenith is a wolf, what do you think the wolves would have done so far this phase
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
fair enough lurker
thing is the difference between anon and now is that we actually know that zenith is new
thing is he was obviously cracking under pressure
no one was helping him
do i just do nothing?
you don't know me that well, so that might be why you're trying to read me based on this, but this is null at best. i'd do this regardless of my role.
Posts like these have earned me giving town lean. Your interactions seem good.
6. Red Blaster - Hard to place you, stuff like this:
Originally posted by Red Blaster
I'm 4 away from insta.
> Potentially 4 wolves in this game.
> If all 4 of my votes are humans, I can be casually insta'd
> 72 HOUR PHASE
What the hell are you talking about?
Also lol blindreaper
Originally posted by Red Blaster
To clarify my point isn't that the people who've voted me are wolves, but in a 72 hour day in a world of four, they can just casually vote me if nobody moves off in the next 64 hours.
Makes you look bad because you're playing way more scared than you need to be. I don't like your last twenty posts. I tried to look for a reason to like you, but I can't find one. But I also don't have an objectively good reason to lump you as more wolf than anyone else on the list. I'm in a bad spot with you read wise.
7. psychoangel691 - Gonna give a null here because of lack of actually content to go off of. This is due tot he move though I imagine. Need something to go off of, but I understand the lack of content for now.
That said the posts she has made are simple filler, save for the first one really, but that's not much to go off of.
Originally posted by psychoangel691
We're back at our old place for now. I've got a little more packing and some cleaning up to do but I will be here on and off. I skimmed through the last few pages but really don't have any strong thoughts on anyone as of yet. Zenith I know is a pretty emotional person in general, so I don't really see his reactions as being wolfy or anything.
I'll try to get some structured thoughts a little later, I'm a bit burnt out from all the moving.
pfft, I harass Red every D0. Ask him yourself lol
Originally posted by psychoangel691
...
I have more than 2 posts tyvm
Originally posted by psychoangel691
Sour Cream and Onion is the shit
Originally posted by psychoangel691
If you can't handle people going hard at you, you're playing the wrong game.
Originally posted by psychoangel691
Never, I will always be a shitty TWG player. Deal with it
Originally posted by psychoangel691
I'd love to see these reads man, my D0 game is weak. I must learn from the master who has reads this early into the game.
Originally posted by psychoangel691
This was already said a few posts above you
Originally posted by psychoangel691
Damn you, now I want sour cream and onion chips. You definitely deserve to die for not sharing.
Originally posted by psychoangel691
On a real note, I am moving tomorrow morning so I wont be around during the day. The evening we'll be back over here with internet and such.
Originally posted by psychoangel691
Red Blaster
Because it's necessary to keep the rivalry alive!
8. Riotpolice - Rito plz.
On a serious note this reads list:
Originally posted by Riotpolice
The list (using 1-20: 1 = town; 10 = null read; 20 = wolf)
James May: I went through all your posts in the thread, you get a nice 6.5 score with me. You feel town with posts like these to me:
But I'd like to see you directed somewhere else besides Zenith since it feels like he's an incredibly easy target for people to talk about and vote on.
lurker:5 Pretty much this:
earns you what you've got. Going that indepth with the amount of bashing you did to zenith, I once again doubt Zenith could be a partner with you.
funnygurl5555 The situation where you helping out Zenith by protecting him seemed towny enough. I liked the way you posted how you felt that you weren't going to just let him get chewed out by the others, that was very smooth and I don't think was at all scripted. The small interactions with Lurker also gave you more town points with me, so that's your score.
Red Blaster15 The logic you've been using like this:
is really terrible. I do not like the way you're thinking at all, it's bad. No, it's terrible. Please rethink yourself before you attempt to call out another possible strategy that isn't complete shit. So far though, haven't seen anything from you in terms of really trying to try and find wolves besides bashing Zenith.
_Zenith_6 I'm pitting you with the same number as YoshL. Bud, please don't mistake this game for Epic Mafia. I know we've played tons of hours on it, but please please PLEASE do not use the exact same tactics. That's a chatroom game, this is a forum. I sincerely hope you will improve your game. I don't mean to bash you either, just want to think of you as something we can hopefully get information from, that's all.
XelNya11 not too green, I dislike gifs being posted as the only communication towards other players. Am hoping this improves.
DarkManticoreX2 10 Null read, I don't have reads for you bud, only 3 posts so far.
Toxophilis13.5 Your interactions with other users and yourself haven't been great. I looked at your beginning posts, and they were inbetween somewhat shitposts, and then real posts. Maybe that's the way you play, I don't know but it does not strike with me well.
YoshL6 The interaction with Zenith is a certified town read, no wolf would bash their partner that hard in the beginning of the day.
You'll have to excuse me, I'm cutting this post short since I don't have enough time to finish it and I need to go to sleep. I'm going to finish the rest of this list tomorrow evening when I get back.
Players I'm missing:
Choof
Kayla
Jrodd
Tokzic
Just gives him a town read from me. But similar to Lames, you'd better fucking finish it.
9. _Zenith_ - Your play this game isn't impressive. You're doing what Red Blaster is doing, but worse. You're overreacting, which while everyone else will view it as a reason to lump you town, I see it as a null with a wolf lean. I want to see you also construct a reads list in the same manner as mine. Explain where you're at in the game and I'd be happy to move you to town or at least completely null quality pending. Also stop being a scared little bitch.
10. XelNya - Obivous wolf plz lynch.
11. DarkManticoreX2 - I don't really have much to go on for Manti here. Gonna slap a Null here. Feels like a cop out but fuck it.
I mean we see his five posts:
Originally posted by DarkManticoreX2
This game seriously has 337 posts already?
Wow.
Originally posted by DarkManticoreX2
The only way to do this is to make the forum private again. It would have to be made so that you couldn't view this foum not logged into an account.
(Probably not gonna happen).
I caught up on the thread, but I need to head to work. Will chip in throughts as the become available.
Originally posted by DarkManticoreX2
Also, I don't like some of what Zenith is saying, but funny is right on this point.
Originally posted by DarkManticoreX2
Hi yoshl
Originally posted by DarkManticoreX2
Well I guess I'll catch up and go to Sleep too.
As all purely filler garbage. There's nothing to go off of here to read one way or another. Save for him sticking up for Zenith a bit. But that's more null than anything in this case.
12. Tokzic - Actually do something.
Originally posted by Tokzic
ok i know this is supposed to be an enter the thread shitpost but this is setting off my gut harder than anything else i've read so far
riotpolice
Originally posted by Tokzic
Okay, my read on Zenith was null leaning red until this point, but that paragraph rings bells hard. Using the words "out me" sounds to me like a soft-slip that there's something to be outted. "dont lynch me ull regret it" is classic wolf fear-mongering and it comes right after accusing everyone of "illogical reasonings" without even dissecting the flaws in their reasoning.
And worst of all is the last bit:
This reads plainly like he's analysing his actions from a townie's perspective, which is not something that humans need to do... it's something that wolves do.
Riotpolice is still on my radar but Zenith just took #1 wolf slot after that post.
I mean most of your posts are fluffy filler, but you do have one serious nature post but it feels a bit blendy to me personally. Slight red lean, but kinda iffy on it at the end of the day.
13. j-rodd123 - Weird ass game from you. You aren't nearly aggresive as you normally are. Holy crap it's like you and Yoshl swapped aggro levels.
Originally posted by j-rodd123
anyways a couple people seem villagery so far
choof, maybe james cuz he hasnt been really awkward, and i liked funnygurl's last posts. i agree with the point on yoshl, but i think he's planning on going super hard regardless of role. i don't get a villagery go hard from it though
psycho's angels posts got better from her first vote post which was obv a joke but still felt weird due to my bad abilities to read people. she's more or less neutral
dont got any hard wolf leans yet, but if you make one bad post anyone ill vote you
Originally posted by j-rodd123
cool i'll flip blue then, wolves gonna have to NK me im afraid
Like holy shit you're never that wishy washy from what I remember, and on top of that the second post is just fuckin' weird as fuck. I don't like you at all this game.
14. Toxophilis - BLEND A LITTLE HARDER WHY DON'T YOU?! God you're posts are filler and half ass moves. Holy fuck how did that slip by me so goddamned hard?!
Originally posted by Toxophilis
lurker if you think i actually have any shred of self confidence you gotta work on your reads lmao
also switching to xel cause even though they have 'contributed' more than me to the thread, how are we supposed to read you if you are gonna just post fucking gifs, get out of here
Originally posted by Toxophilis
21 guests
red blaster for breaking the thread window with that big ass bag of lays of a disgusting flavor
Originally posted by Toxophilis
zenith you're clearly being baited and falling for it hard please calm down
also @yoshl you said that there were too many roles, how would you know how many blue/green/red roles there even are for all we know everybody could be vanilla, or am i reading this wrong
15. YoshL - You and J-rod switched aggro levels, or you're way more aggresive than I thought. I don't really need to quote your posts, you've been playing super town all game. I like where the aggro has gone and the grilling on it's own was genuine enough.
Manti I would love to see either a shit load of small posts or one gigantic post from you because you have 5 posts in this thread iirc and haven't said anything to progress the game
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