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  • NeoMasterPie
    Forum User
    • Jul 2007
    • 1405

    #16
    Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

    put up a page in plaintext that loads saying "if you're a legit player from latvia then email us at (email) to have your IP unblocked"

    it's not blocking them from loading a page but at least it's a page that's only a few bytes instead of high-content flash/php/etc. pages that use considerable bandwidth

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    • FissionMailed1
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2012
      • 1267

      #17
      Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

      Interesting idea. The only problem I see with that is that it is still an inconvenience to players from there. In terms of a quick-and-dirty solution, I think it would work well though. Unless, of course, the admins already have something in mind that they aren't sharing.


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      • Tarrik
        D7 Elite Keymasher
        • May 2007
        • 2240

        #18
        Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

        Originally posted by FissionMailed1
        Interesting idea. The only problem I see with that is that it is still an inconvenience to players from there. In terms of a quick-and-dirty solution, I think it would work well though. Unless, of course, the admins already have something in mind that they aren't sharing.
        How many players do you think actually play from there? I hadn't even heard of the place until now honestly lol.

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        • gold stinger
          Signature Extraordinare~~
          Event Staff
          Game Manager
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Jan 2007
          • 6428

          #19
          Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

          Trying something is better than sitting here trying to think of the best and most logical solution whilst doing nothing. I say go ahead with a global post about Latvia players and getting an e-mail from them, and then shut the site off from Latvia players in 2 days and see if it does anything.

          Worse case scenario the population changes from Latvia to something else like Switzerland, in that case you now know it's a DDoS.
          Originally posted by YoshL
          butts.


          - Tosh 2014






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          • FissionMailed1
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2012
            • 1267

            #20
            Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

            I understand where you guys are coming from, but think of it this way: even if there is just a few players from there, they may still feel as if they are being unfairly inconvenienced. If there is no other recourse, then what Detri said would be fine. My point is that of fairness to players of every region, no matter how many people are connecting from there.


            YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

            MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

            YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

            YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

            THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

            I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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            • Arntonach
              Owlbears Rock!
              • Mar 2012
              • 2494

              #21
              Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

              There's only 37 users currently that say they're in Latvia. Maybe make people select one before registering but have the default choices lead to a permaban. That's all I can think of.
              pack of hard stuffs

              pack of my stuffs

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              • Crazyjayde
                FFR Veteran
                • May 2007
                • 1169

                #22
                Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                As a temporary solution, I think restricting Latvia's traffic is understandable. At least to figure the exact source of the slow downs.

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                • UserNameGoesHere
                  FFR Veteran
                  • May 2008
                  • 1114

                  #23
                  Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                  Originally posted by Hakulyte
                  "Based on internet averages, flashflashrevolution.com is visited more frequently by females who are in the age range 45-54, have no college education and browse this site from school."

                  I laughed.
                  Originally posted by Spenner
                  90% of these are Attractive alts
                  You're into those 45-54 year old women lacking college education huh?
                  Originally posted by Crashfan3
                  Man, what would we do without bored rednecks?
                  sigpic

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                  • gabrieljd
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 259

                    #24
                    Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                    Just teach the blocked Latvian players how to use proxies.

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                    • t-rogdor
                      tane orb
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2685

                      #25
                      Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                      Originally posted by bluguerrilla
                      I think Rihanna's widget just went live.
                      ahhhahaha

                      Originally posted by FissionMailed1
                      Interesting idea. The only problem I see with that is that it is still an inconvenience to players from there.
                      yeah but dude
                      inconveniencing players from one place vs the whole site being fucked to shit

                      cmon

                      lesser of two evils here
                      Originally posted by cetaka
                      I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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                      • FissionMailed1
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 1267

                        #26
                        Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                        Fair enough. I was just trying to brainstorm other solutions to not have to resort to that.

                        Also, the site appears to be functioning normally again. Guess it's subsided for now.

                        EDIT: I suppose it isn't all the way back to normal, but it is much better.
                        Last edited by FissionMailed1; 04-8-2013, 10:46 PM.


                        YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

                        MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

                        YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

                        YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

                        THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

                        I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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                        • Izzy
                          Snek
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 9195

                          #27
                          Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                          Now it only takes 10 seconds to load a page.

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                          • gold stinger
                            Signature Extraordinare~~
                            Event Staff
                            Game Manager
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                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6428

                            #28
                            Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                            Dossar's have to sleep too
                            lol I made a bad joke
                            Originally posted by YoshL
                            butts.


                            - Tosh 2014






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                            • Jerry DB
                              FFR, lift, repeat
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2071

                              #29
                              Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                              Hooray the site loads! Thank you mystery maintenance man
                              sigpic

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                              • A2P
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 3127

                                #30
                                Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                                Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."

                                Potato is more salt.

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