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Re: The Dreams of Xiz
This is comedy gold
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This thread again. I was wondering why you hadn't updated it in forever. <33 this thread so much
so uh, I'm starting to think godzilla doesn't deserve the rep he's getting. Poor guy.1/25/2013: So it was my wedding day and I invited godzilla. People thought he was attacking so they opened fire on him. (I mean come on, he was wearing a fucking tux) So godzilla defended himself. He ended up accadently killed the bride, but I was cool with it because he offered me a beer in an irish rugby pub shortly after. And no, godzilla cant handle heavy liquor.
dowant your imagination. You should write.Comment
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I feel like some of these are made up
still funny but really how the hell do you dream every dayComment
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3/20/2013: As weird as this sounds, I was a battery being placed into a remote, but I was too big and wouldn't fit. I was being jammed in there so hard, I started screaming. I then broke in half. It was some scary shit.
3/21/2013: I was in one of my Film classes, but turns out for one of our assignments we had to kill each-other. Nobody wanted to go first so I slapped the girl next to me who then went through the wall. I apparently followed her as she floated away into space. But it wasn't really space, because it was kinda like she was stuck in jello. I thought it would be a good idea to steal her leg and sell it on the black market somewhere in somalia (i think)
3/22/2013: I was at a Colorado Rockies game. I was eating popcorn with my date, then it turned into a nightmare. This is hard to explain, but just imagine wherever I looked, Billy Mays was there. Just one of him, staring at me with massive eyes and that smile he does. The second I see him it was like the slenderman sound. I would look away, and back and he would be closer. I tried running away, and ended up falling off the stadium. I started to fall forever in an endless pit, when I hit the ground I woke up.
3/23/2013: I had a pet ber. He was nice and soft. His fur was also soft. I had a dream about sleeping. Okay.
3/24/2013: Can't really remember. All I remember was that I was on the internet, trying to find out where the earthquake was.
3/25/2013: I stole my grandmother's wheelchair. I attached a rocket-ship to it, and traveled across america with it. As we were flying down the highway, every car that we passed collided with it and went flying in some random direction.
3/26/2013: I was having a gun-fight in a field of solar-panels. I feel like this was from a movie or something. However, things were kinda slowmotion, but not really. It depended if i shot my gun or not. Also, the mexican guy who ran the kinko's next door was telling me to stop, because I was scaring away his harvest of baby ink-cartridges for the winter.
3/27/2013: I was inside of a beach ball, and was being thrown around at a night concert. They had paint that was being thrown on the audience. I then met this girl, she said hi then we made out. I then took acid with her. We then were carried away to the endless pit of people, who were also raving.
3/28/2013: Can't remember
3/29/2013: I had to create a zombie, or else the president would die in the hands of my spanish teacher. So I took some apples and threw them at the stove. This caused the stove to catch on fire. I then learned the ability to turn my hand into a knife. So I chopped down a building with one quick blow. But it ended up being a bad thing because this elderly couple who lived inside died. I was so sad, that I tried to help them. But I forgot they were dead. I then found myself playing Poker. But there were no poker chips. Just tiny couches.
3/30/2013: I was in the Lord of the Rings movie. I guess I was Frodo, because everyone kept telling me to kill the last pony on earth. I looked over at the captive and saw it was actually AlexDest. I then went in the cage with him and made a step-chart with him. Turns out he hated our file so he stabbed me, then immediately continued to work on the file. I kinda then sank through the floor, which turned into a sandwich. And I was in that sandwich. But the sandwich was made of plastic. And I was in some sort of kids playpen in the center of a mall. And I think I was 2 years old or something then because I could only crawl. Then the kid in front of me started vomiting so much, that it acted as a jetpack and then he went away somewhere. I then found a raffel ticket on the floor but it didnt mean anything to me.
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Two nights ago, I had a really really strange dream that I actually for once remembered. I'll post it later after I try to write it down. It was just as nonsensical as Xiz's dream and as I woke up it instantly reminded me of his own.Comment
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Last night I had a dream I got a speeding ticket from riding my bike down my streetComment
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April 13, 2013
[Can't remember when the dream started, so I'll go from where I began to remember...]
Location: a modified area that's similar to my former university campus (this area in particular, except this multi-levelled section was both indoor and outdoor).
It was night time and the campus was closing down its doors. I was visiting the campus for some reason I don't know, since I've already graduated. My parents were at a balcony/second level and I told them I needed to wash my hands. I walked downstairs and towards an area that looked like this as I was trying to find a washroom to wash my hands. All facilities were locked, so I was out of luck most of the time. Remembered there was an arcade entrance right around the outside of this building (not true irl) so I walked there in hopes to find a washroom inside but the arcade was closed for the day. Eventually found a hand sanitizer squirt machine.
It was a long long walk from where my parents were, but now I had to head back to them. I suddenly saw myself wearing nothing but my underwear for some reason. There were still a number of people walking around the campus, but they didn't seem to notice/care. I walked a little faster knowing that I had to get back asap because I was almost naked. Then I saw one of my buds Yasuhiro (someone I knew irl) walking in my direction. I was behind him and was really tempted to say hi but I remembered I was almost naked so I didn't say anything and continued to walk behind him.
I turned towards a door to the side (see here) to walk up to a higher level to where my parents were. Going up the stairs, there was a large crowd of students just sitting along the stairs as I was going up...so many of them that I was crawling over some of them. And yes, I'm still in my underwear. But no one seem to comment. They didn't move and seem to be waiting for something. Suddenly I heard a voice from a loudspeaker coming from above on the second floor where I should be exiting. Several students waiting along the stairways rushed towards the door to the second floor. I wondered what was up, so I followed.
On the second floor was a...tennis match? A huge crowd of people was there, and this was on the tiny second floor balcony at that. I decided to watch for a bit. There was a tiny tennis court with two student contestants, each with their tennis rackets. Except it wasn't tennis apparently. The referee was a clown. He had two colorful pom poms in his hand, which would serve as the "ball". I thought it was going to be ridiculous, seeing as he'd throw both of them to the tennis players. The match was about to begin. The clown spoke into the loudspeaker. "This is a game of bozo-ism! Ready...begin!" He tossed one pom pom. Apparently he just kept the other. And since the tennis court was so small, it wasn't really tennis. The players were hitting the pom pom back and forth on their rackets. It was like some dumb version of badminton.
Nevertheless the crowd was getting bigger. There were so many people I was practically being kept afloat on the mass of people, but it was becoming pretty unstable. I suppose I was still in my underwear but that didn't matter now, nor did anyone care. I then saw a bunch of macarons tied on a string attached to a balloon, and it was floating away. I decided that I needed to leave this place so I bit into the macarons and hung on via my mouth only. It carried me away. Everything around me as I floated away changed to a different scene.
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~Third person~
The scene changed into a blustery winter blizzard scene with a postcard-like artwork, much like this style. Words in stylish calligraphy appeared in the scene as Mew made this message: "The humans who do not understand these things will only see this." (i.e. this blustery winter scene). But then the winter scene slowly changes into spring, with green grass and blue skies and a meadow. The scene moves lower towards the ground. There is a cow. A flower blooms.
The whole third-person sequence described above repeats a second time.
I woke up.
Last edited by bmah; 04-15-2013, 02:39 AM.Comment
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