I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
If only you knew that sad truth about real sandbaggers.
You see...
when my mother gave birth, the doctors just didn't know what to do.
Sand was spewing everywhere and finally, after all the sand was done lactating from my mother, I arrived.
The doctors didn't know what the purpose of the sand was, and were scared that without it I would most likely die.
Now, to this day, I still carry bags of sand with me.
I. Just. Died.
Best AAA's: NAINAI69, Eradication, Since 1983
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5th Place: 7th Official Tournament D5
Best AAA's: NAINAI69, Eradication, Since 1983
Best Non AAA's: Gunkienen Tarusuigin, (1-0-1-1), Pandora (6-0-1-0) Rotary Slicers MISSFLAG
Waiting for 2 Million members...
5th Place: 7th Official Tournament D5
Best AAA's: NAINAI69, Eradication, Since 1983
Best Non AAA's: Gunkienen Tarusuigin, (1-0-1-1), Pandora (6-0-1-0) Rotary Slicers MISSFLAG
Waiting for 2 Million members...
5th Place: 7th Official Tournament D5
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