Maybe there's no devil - it's just God when he's drunk. Well...if God drinks, don't you think he gets stoned once in a while? Look at a platypus. I think so.
God's up there going, "Lets take a beaver. Okay. Lets put on a duck's bill. Okay...he's a mammal, but he lays eggs. Hey Darwin *middle finger* YEEAHHH!!! There you go!"
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