Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[Thatskier]

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I replace the stickers on the rubix's cube and bet some smart asian he cant solve it, he will then proceed to kill me in nerd rage of not solving it.

I drop a golf club labeled "Belongs to Tiger Woods" on it.

[EnR]

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I wake up from an amazing nap, turn on the lights and realize someone has fallen into my spike pit of death. I find a rubix cube and start trying to figure it out. I spend all of my time on the damn thing, I haven't ate or drank for days, I begin throwing up blood and later on die of starvation. Just before I died I dropped my carton of chocolate milk.

****, ruined my story -.-

EDIT:

I go over to my asian's friends house and he tells me some retard left his gold club there, he hands me the club and I then realize the markings on the side. The club belonged to Tiger Woods. I begin playing golf with it, realizing it was the club and not Tiger himself. I begin winning everything. I'm wealthy, I'm a household name. I begin to let the money take a hold of me, I take out my Lamborghini Reventon and hit it's top speed of 217MPH on the German Autobahn, the right rear tire lets go and I spin out of control into the guard rail, the car explodes into a ball of flames, killing me instantly. The only thing left from the wreckage was my new born child in the passenger seat.

If you don't get it, I dropped a baby, aha.

[Kokonoe Rin]

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excited that I may have just found the child I always wanted but could never have I carefully pick him up and begin to walk back home. Upon getting home the baby begins to cry, it didn't take long to find out he needed changing. As I'm changing the baby (yes I have diapers at my house don't judge me) fate would have it he pees RIGHT in my eye I stumble backwards in pain and fall down an inconstantly placed flight of stairs (the spiral kind) as you can imagine I broke my neck and died

I drop a rare limited edition rainbow island togepi card (rainbow island cards were the ones holographic on the outside)

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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I take the card and cut all over myself bleeding to death from paper cuts. Crying because I'm getting owned by togepi.

I drop a Microphone.

[~kitty~]

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I sit down on the microphone naked, accidentally making it slip into my anus and turning it on. The sounds coming out of the amplifier explodes my eardrums and vibrates the microphone that was rammed inside of my rectum and explodes my colons and I die from blood loss, and I drop a serta mattress.

[pmonibuv1]

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I sleep on the mattress......... Forever.

I drop poison. (So many ways to die. Don't waste it.)

[Tyson ultima]

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I am walking merrily on my way home and trip over a rock falling in a face full of the poison slowly ingesting it having my insides melt.

I dropped Mr. Rubix

[Crashfan3]

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"Oh hey Rubix? Wanna go get some cheeseburgers? Awesome, let's do it!"

Little did I know that Rubix's unparalleled competitiveness led us to starting an impromptu eating contest at the local Burger King. Rubix and I were both nearly at our breaking point. Both of us had eaten 17 cheeseburgers. Out of the corner of my eye I notice Rubix begins to put his half-eaten 18th cheeseburger down and I let out a premature cheer, forgetting that I had a half-chewed pickle in my mouth. I inhale the half-chewed pickle, and suffocate to death. Rubix, fearing he'll be blamed and end up spending another 20 years in the pen, picks up my body, loads it into the back of his truck, and drives like a madman out of town. While stuffing my corpse into his banged up Chevy S10, a calculator falls out of my jeans pocket and onto the ground...

tl;dr: I choked on a cheeseburger I was having with rubix and dropped a calculator

[Emithith]

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The vines I was hanging myself with snapped and I stumble out of the chokehold and walk it off. While I am walking I notice a calculator that was dropped, it was stuck on the digit 1336. I laugh and hit +1 to make it 1337 and notice that it's still stuck on 1336. When I turn around I see Crashfan's ghost. The ghost possesses me only to walk me right into a beat up Chevy S10 that was speeding, pulverizing me and the calculator I was holding. A Master Sword falls out of my backpack upon impact to the pavement.

(I drop a Master Sword after getting hit by the Chevy S10 from before. RUUUBIIIIIIXXXX)

edit: lol Link pwnd pmon

[pmonibuv1]

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I was walking through an alley when a strange, bright, glowing light shone into my eyes. After squinting and adjusting to the light, I noticed there was a sword. I looked at it for a little while and tried to reach out to grab it. As I was reaching for it, I was thinking of all the things I could do with this great sword, when suddenly, the sword repelled my hand from reaching it's handle. I thought this was strange so I tried again, but the same result. I decide to approach it with a stick that was lying down on the ground when a man in green jumped over the fence behind the sword, grabbed the sword, and began wielding it. I begin to get angry and charge at this green man with my stick. The battle was fierce but I did not win. I was struck in the chest and the green man fled as my body lay there slowly giving up it's hopes of living. With the final ounces of my strength, I toss the stick as far as I could straight ahead in hopes that someone could find a better use for it.

Link killed me, I dropped a stick. :3

[xXOpkillerXx]

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I take the stick and make a nice slingshot with it. First time I ever shoot anything with that. I go take some very sharp objects, pick one of them and put it in the slingshot, ready to shoot it on someone. As I'm holding my breath to aim like a sharpshooter, an ant comes off a little hole from the stick. It reaches my hand and walks toward my elbow. I'm very nervous right now and I'm shaking a lot. The ant gets closer and closer, I'm sweating, can't aim correctly....... I can't take it anymore; I shoot the object, miss the target but I really Don't care, take the stick and stab the ant a few times, making deep bloody holes in my arm. As I'm crying and asking for help by screaming, my target realizes that I wanted to kill him, so he comes to me and kick me in the face very hard, breaking my neck. I lay on the ground, on some deserted street, dead.


I drop a porn movie.

[Winrar]

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I went home excited (literally) to watch the first porno ever since I just turned 18. I put the tape into the vcr (dvds can go suck it) part way through the film, a woman came out of the screen and we started doing it. We went to sleep after finishing up on the bed upstairs. I had awoken from a strange dream wondering if it was all real, as I was heading to the kitchen for a glass of water I stepped on a nail. I screamed out in pain and hopped on one foot, while hopping I crashed into an open bottle of water on the counter and slipped on it hitting my head against the corner of the counter. While falling I hit my hand against a lava lamp dropping it.

tl;dr i died and dropped a lava lamp

[SocoNhydro420]

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I find a lavalamp next to a decaying corpse. Ignoring the body, I run home excitedly to try out my treasure, only to find the bulb inside was broken. Having no spare bulbs I steal the bulb from my geckos heat lamp and screw it into the lamp and turn it on. The solid goo starts bubbling and I become insanely mesmorized by the sight. My face barely an inch from the lamp, it suddenly explodes from the water boiling inside. Shards of hot glass shred through my eyes into my brain, killing me instantly.

I drop a bag of 100x extract salvia.

[iironiic]

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If you all know me too well, I am really innocent when it comes to smoking. I have never considered smoking to be an integrating part of my life. One day, I was walking along the sidewalk and saw that broken lava lamp and that mysterious bag. Even though I don't smoke, I thought it would be a great opportunity to make some cash. So I snatched that bag. As I turned around the corner, a group of people formed a wall and were interfering my intended path home. To my surprise, they happened to be Soco's friends who were expecting to obtain that bag from him. I guess they assumed that I killed Soco with the lava lamp for the drugs. Man did I screw myself over. I have a few choices: I could willingly give up the bag of 100x extract salvia to them or I could run away. They seem like they were armed so running away won't do any good considering the fact that I'm outnumbered. So that leaves me with the option of giving up my drugs. I shouldn't be asking for money because they'd probably beat the living shit out of me. So I reached in my pocket, and hand them the bag of drugs I took from Soco. The leader of the gang reached in his pocket, took out his pistol, and shot me in the forehead. He walks up to me, spits on me, and said, "That's all you got brah?!"

I lie there bleeding to death with a backpack of flowers for my dying grandmother in the hospital. :'(

[00Razor00]

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uh what did you drop? ^