Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[Winrar]

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I take the pompom and do a couple cheers which leads me to jump infront of a bus.

I drop a puddle. Lolol.

I step in the puddle and begin to realize it's acid, while i'm conveniently standing in it melting I drop some popcorn.

[XCV]

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Head explodes from listening to that damn song too much.

I drop a dog.

[Tarrik]

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I kick the dog, it hits the wall, it bleeds to death and i slip on it's blood and drop some blank CD's.

[rushyrulz]

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I pick up a CD, turn it over, and get mesmerized by the colorful rainbow array that it creates in the sunlight, I then realize that I'm looking at a reflection of the sun and I go blind, wander around, eventually falling into a 3000 ft deep crevice, plummeting to my doom.

I drop an FFR arrow.

[Emithith]

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I follow the arrow thinking it's a marker to some sort of treasure until I get nowhere and eventually go insane where I create a handmade noose out of vines and hang myself.

I drop a Microsoft Paperclip

[TC_Halogen]

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(This game has made for some absolutely hilarious reads. Awesome idea!)

I ask the Microsoft Paperclip to search for an instance of Microsoft Papercllip searching for an instance of itself infinitely until my computer explodes, causing me to drop a red plastic cup.

[iironiic]

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Dude... this one time I went to this party and for some odd ****ing reason they were missin' only one red cup for our ballin' beer pong game. Shit just got real when I went on the streets and picked up this shitty looking red cup. Note I had a few shots at the time (idk let's say ~20). I went back in the house, triumphantly raising my hand with the red cup screaming "LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!" Pouring dem shots in da cups, we were havin' a blast! My partner was terrible and we kept chuggin' dem shots like it's nothing. But ****... I wasn't feeling so good.... I don't even...

Later that morning, police authorities have pronounced the user iironiic dead from irresponsible consumption of alcohol and insanitary consumption. Seems like he dropped his wallet with user identification and some cash that night.

EDIT: FFFFFF let me think again.

EDIT2: Oh... nvm... idk why I like it's post was deleted hahaha

[I like it]

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I deleted it because yours was way more epic.

[nois-or-e]

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After finding willys ID and wallet, I assume his identity and proceed to go to the casino and run up a few new lines of credit with some questionable characters.
After a night of drinks, chips and fine-ass women, I find myself in an enclosed and out of the way high-rollers room.

The game is russian roulette.

I drop my can of deodorant. Lynx 'excite' to be exact.

[x_lambourghini_x]

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I spray myself with lots of Lynx Excite deodorant. I walk outside and notice a building is burning down. After noticing this, I go into the building to rescue some people without realizing I was wearing the deodorant where I burst into flame. This is where the police and firefighters found that I had dropped a pair of running shoes.

[rushyrulz]

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I picked up the shoes and didn't know that they had originally belonged to the famous baseball player "Sweet Feet" Livingston. When I heard the police sirens I ran as fast as I could and threw them off a bridge, hitting some random kid named Stanley Yelnats who went to the same camp as me where we just dug holes. I died because I ran out into the desert searching for a way out.

I dropped my jar of 100 year old peach preserves I cleverly named "sploosh."
As seen on: Holes

[vantilburg]

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Sploosh betrayed me. I don't like to go into details. It haunts me every time.

Speaking of haunting, I dropped your future ghost.

[MarioNintendo]

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After meeting up with myself (but dead lol), I ask how I did die. My ghost says the answer and it is so traumatizing that I die instantaneously of a cardiac arrest.

I drop a flashlight.

[Emithith]

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I picked up the shoes and didn't know that they had originally belonged to the famous baseball player "Sweet Feet" Livingston. When I heard the police sirens I ran as fast as I could and threw them off a bridge, hitting some random kid named Stanley Yelnats who went to the same camp as me where we just dug holes. I died because I ran out into the desert searching for a way out.

I dropped my jar of 100 year old peach preserves I cleverly named "sploosh."
As seen on: Holes

Dude, I read DROPPED OFF a bridge and was like holy crap I know what he's talking about!!

(TPDNC)

edit: master q I was expecting mauled by wild Zubats.. xD

[master q60]

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After meeting up with myself (but dead lol), I ask how I did die. My ghost says the answer and it is so traumatizing that I die instantaneously of a cardiac arrest.

I drop a flashlight.

I grap the flashlight and decide to go into a dark cave when I realize the damn batteries are dead and I can't find my way back and fall to my doom on some spikes. I drop a rubik's cube...