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  • TheEvilHobo
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2005
    • 521

    #31
    Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

    I took this from a note I had on Facebook a while back-maybe 2 or 3 months. This is by far the craziest dreams I've ever had.

    "So, I don't ever remember my dreams. Maybe once every couple months I'll remember bits and pieces of one and they're usually really dumb. Last night I dreamed an epic ass dream. I'm writing this a few hours after waking up, so whatever you read is probably only about 20% of what happened. Anyways, enjoy?



    It was overcast outside, and I was driving down a road that looked like it was in the mountains. The street was packed with cars since everyone else was also trying to get to higher ground. All the sudden I was teleported to another dimension. I was standing in the middle of an abandoned airport runway. It was just me and and an alien being, who looked like a very tall, very skinny man with large eyes. He told me using telepathy everything I needed to know. Most of it I forgot, but I remember the big picture.

    He told me that the world was ending today, and that their race was here to save me. I was told that he would be there when I needed him to save me. He also told me that dinosaurs still inhabited remote areas of our planet and they were the key to everything. There was a shitload more that he told me but I don't remember, mostly names of everything, and how it was all going to work.

    I was then teleported back to my dimension, still sitting in my car on the mountain road. All the sudden the Earth started shaking and cars started flipping over and falling down the slope to the side of the road. I wasn't scared though, because I knew whatever happened I would still survive, so I just sat there. Right before something deadly would have happened to me (I don't remember what it was), the alien appeared next to me. He put it hand on me and we both teleported back to the abandoned airport.

    This time it looked different though. There was a giant ship about 400 feet in front of me where various dinosaurs were being herded into a cargo department. Around the ship were a ton of aliens, all walking around doing something.

    I don't really remember what happened next, I think I walked into the ship.

    But then it gets better. I woke up on the couch I was sleeping on at my mom's house. It was a dream inside of a dream (inception lolz). It was December 22, 2012. My mom walked into the room and I remember her telling me the world didn't end. I told her everything that the alien had told me in my dream and that it was very vivid and creepy. I almost went into a lucid state while I was explaining it all to her. I remember thinking from a third person's perspective that this is way too specific to just be a dream, and that this must be how some people come up with crazy conspiracy theories.

    When I was done explaining it to her, she brushed it off and went into her room. I looked out the window and saw a ship in the sky. It looked like a blimp with wings. I went out to the back porch to get a better look at it, and when I was able to see the whole sky, I saw that there were hundreds more, some miles high and some less than a few hundred yards in the sky. I wasn't scared though, still. Even though everything I was told was in a dream, it was so real that I felt it was the truth. I stood on the deck and watched the ship slowly move around the air. Everyone was screaming and yelling and crying on the street, but I just stood there.

    All the sudden I was standing in a dark room which I felt was inside one of the ships. The room lit up a little and I barely made out another alien. This one looked different though. It was short and stubby and it's head pointed out on either side. It turned around and stared at me with the most menacing eyes I had ever seen. He began to walk towards me and as he got closer I began to panic...

    And that's when I woke up!

    Ever wake up from a dream where someone you love dies, or something horrible happens and you feel this huge sigh of relief? Yeah, I had a pretty large one when I woke up. That sentence was dirty sounding.


    Pretty epic dream"
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    • Breakdown16
      FFR Veteran
      • Sep 2007
      • 1938

      #32
      Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

      I generally dislike dreaming - it serves nothing except to make me tired even before I get out of bed. If I had a choice, I wouldn't dream. Or, more accurately, I would wish not to remember my dreams after waking up so that I can start every morning with a blank slate.

      I've had tons of weird dreams, several of which I still remember. But they're so odd and embarrassing sometimes that I don't really feel comfortable enough posting them.


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      • XxMidigamixX
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2010
        • 2040

        #33
        Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

        Scariest and most ****ed-up dream: This was an inception-related dream that I had. But instead of the same thing happening more than once, after one dream, it went to a whole new dream O.o First dream involved my friends and I going to watch *The* Final Destination and once it got to the part of the mall blowing up...the mall blew up. After I *woke up* from that dream, I was in my room, headed onto the comp to check out my messages where all of a sudden gunshots were fired but the strange thing was that nobody was outside and I was alone. I touched my head and felt a hole and once I looked at my fingers, it was drenched in blood and collapsed. The next dream had to do with Alice in Wonderland so that's self-explanatory if anyone watched that, though thankfully I didn't *die* in that dream. The last dream that I had in my inception-related dream was actually awkward. I forgot how it happened but all I know is that I nearly shat bricks once I actually woke up from it.

        Best and funniest: Can't recall any funny dreams with the exception that Soviet Russia took over the world. Also, I had a dream that one time they made a law banning teen bop music. If only that would happen here so that we won't have to hear any more Beiber-clone songs -_-...
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        • Reincarnate
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          • Nov 2010
          • 6332

          #34
          Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

          Oh, have you guys ever had a dream where someone shoots at you?

          One time I had a dream that someone came into my house with a gun, and when he actually lifted his pistol up and fired, I woke up, heart pounding, drenched in sweat. It was the strangest feeling because my mind had tricked my body into an actual physiological response -- adrenaline was flowing and I was scared but hyperaware. Strangest feeling ever, lol.

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          • xXAll-ProXx
            FFR Veteran
            • Nov 2010
            • 2040

            #35
            Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

            Originally posted by Reincarnate
            Oh, have you guys ever had a dream where someone shoots at you?

            One time I had a dream that someone came into my house with a gun, and when he actually lifted his pistol up and fired, I woke up, heart pounding, drenched in sweat. It was the strangest feeling because my mind had tricked my body into an actual physiological response -- adrenaline was flowing and I was scared but hyperaware. Strangest feeling ever, lol.
            This actually happened to me, and it's really really frightening. I've never died in my dreams though. Is it possible to die in your dreams though? One of my friends claimed that he fell from the top of CN Tower and saw his own body being taken away. He said he even watched his own funeral.

            Also, am I the only one who's not able to move easily in my dreams, I do occasionally have dreams where I'm able to move comfortably, but most of the times, it's as if I'm being pulled back by something or taking each step takes tremendous amount of effort.
            Last edited by xXAll-ProXx; 07-26-2011, 07:03 AM.
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            • Breakdown16
              FFR Veteran
              • Sep 2007
              • 1938

              #36
              Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

              Originally posted by xXAll-ProXx
              This actually happened to me, and it's really really frightening. I've never died in my dreams though. Is it possible to die in your dreams though? One of my friends claimed that he fell from the top of CN Tower and saw his own body being taken away. He said he even watched his own funeral.

              Also, am I the only one who's not able to move easily in my dreams, I do occasionally have dreams where I'm able to move comfortably, but most of the times, it's as if I'm being pulled back by something or taking each step takes tremendous amount of effort.
              Dying in one's dream is pretty rare, I think. Not sure though.

              Having something impeding your motion in your dream is a very common occurrence. I've had numerous experiences like that myself. If you've ever taken psychology and studied dreams, you would know. :P

              But I also love that feeling of lightness and fluidity of motion in dreams. I've experienced mainly three types:

              1) Jumping ridiculously long distances and high elevations with ease
              2) Flying
              3) Swimming in the air (don't laugh at me)

              I'd love to know if anyone has experienced the third one. The first two are probably pretty common, but the third...? And it's not just one dream, it's several for all three categories.


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              • sakura080789
                Rapture Universe
                • Feb 2007
                • 1751

                #37
                Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                @ beatdown. no i have never experienced the 3rd one but i would love to. i don't dream very often but if it is any dream like that it is always number 1 but the thing is i am afraid of heights so if it happens i can feel my body tingle with nervousness and it wakes me up instantly

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                • 25thhour
                  I like max
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 2922

                  #38
                  Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                  I have had some dreams where I can feel everything, happening but they only happen as soon as I fall asleep. I once had one where I was on a rollercoaster and I could feel the dips and drops and that weird feeling in your stomach when you drop. It was the most amazing dream ever. I could also feel the wind on my face.
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                  • Secks69
                    Banned
                    • May 2011
                    • 445

                    #39
                    Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                    lmfao, I had the continuation to my X-Men dream last night.

                    Magneto came outta nowhere and deflected the missiles, hitting Sentinel and he finally dies. Seeing as how Magneto hates humanity I asked why he saved me and he said "Because you are in fact a mutant". He took me back to the HQ where I saw Storm and Wolverine, they showed me what my powers were and it was that I had hidden super strength. It turns out that I was a mutant, and then the dream ended lol

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                    • euphoriakisses
                      See you on the flipside.
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 284

                      #40
                      Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                      One of the scariest dreams I had (and I believe I was quite young) was this lucid dream I had where I was playing in my front yard. A bunch of wolves come out of the bushes and start eating me alive, I felt everything. Now I'm like petrified of wolves/coyotes *shiver*

                      Any kind of dream where you're being chased and your legs give out, those are also the worst kinds for me.

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                      • Spenner
                        Forum User
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 2403

                        #41
                        Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                        Originally posted by xXAll-ProXx
                        It's just a dream, you might as well share it with us xD
                        If you insist. I don't even have to check my dream journal, the details will always be just as vivid @__@ and I suppose this also counts as a scary dream too (I was terrified during it too).

                        I was in a thin hallway with a roof so high that I couldn't see it, walls on all sides, somehow light was in the room. After exploring for maybe 5 minutes I found a vent at my feet, which I kicked open and crawled into. I started going about this crawlspace, got perhaps 15 feet in, then I felt a gigantic jerk, then I was throw to the roof of the vent as it was crashing down to who knows where. It landed, and the part that was beneath me had split open.

                        I emerged out into this odd street, with houses made of dead grass (by the looks of it) and a crimson sky that looked watercoloured. I saw these orange figures on the ground, so I got closer. Soon I started to feel paralyzed, the orange figures were people, cut in half at the waist, covered in puke/blood/poop/whatever. There were maybe 3 of them around me, and I just sort of stood there as they crawled towards me, leaving a big streak of orange as they did so.

                        This is where it gets weird!!!!
                        They pulled down my pants, I was rock hard but it was getting bigger, to the point where it looked like an oversized zucchini; yet, the skin remained the same elasticity. It was so tight that little pinprick streams of blood started bursting at the tip, then the corpses started puking all over it, and it melted right through it seems. The it felt like barbed wire was being pulled through my urethra; EXTREMELY painful in the dream, oh god, but yes it was like I was shooting out this thick liquid that was pink and soon turned deep red in the stream, the consistency of pudding. I fell over and they started pulling my junk apart with their teeth, meanwhile other corpses were crawling on me, opening my mouth and puking in my mouth, then crawling over my mouth to make sure i was swallowing it. I could feel an intense pain at my waist, aside from my dick being destroyed, intense abdominal pain. I looked down when I could and my legs were being dragged away. The red blood coming from the lower half of my body was starting to go orange. I looked over to the vent where I had fallen after hearing a crash-- a person was standing there. We all started crawling towards the person.


                        So basically, aside from the "WTF??" factor, it was like I was killing myself D: though I haven't gotten around to really thinking about interpreting it, I get this nauseous feeling whenever I think about it in great detail (like just now).

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                        • sakura080789
                          Rapture Universe
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 1751

                          #42
                          Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                          ^MIND = BLOWN. that scared me bro

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                          • euphoriakisses
                            See you on the flipside.
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 284

                            #43
                            Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                            LMFAO @ Spenner. Haha, I'm seriously dying right now. So bizarre and messed up dude.
                            Last edited by euphoriakisses; 07-26-2011, 11:50 AM.

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                            • Coolboyrulez0
                              VICES
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                              • Aug 2006
                              • 10042

                              #44
                              Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                              Spenner, I enjoyed your fetish sex story a lot. Kinky shit rofl

                              Weirdest dream I can recall is when I was around 8 (forever ago);
                              I landed in a cubic room with grey walls and tiled floor (a la Portal) and was looking around, not moving, to explore my new unfamiliar surroundings.
                              Suddenly a bio-engineered creature fell in, twice the size of I, with arachnid features.
                              It had 4 long, silver, claw legs that started out wide at the base of the creature and ended in sharp razor like blades.
                              It's base was merely a glowing, robotic, red eye. Suddenly, the creature began to chase me at hyper-speeds, and I knew I couldn't escape it, but obviously still tried.
                              It leaped to the ceiling and I knew it was going to jump on me.
                              As if time froze, I still ran for what seemed to be an eternity, until of the creatures razor legs impaled my head from the top, which I not only felt in immense pain,
                              but could also see as if I was spectating out of body. A geyser of blood shot out of my head and I screamed.
                              I awoke, sweating and having a crazy headache... exactly at the spot of my head where I had been killed... odd.

                              Another thing that was odd was that the only sound I could hear was the walking of the creature as it's razor legs touched the ground, the sound of my head being impaled and my yell, nothing more.
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                              • TC_Halogen
                                Rhythm game specialist.
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                FFR Music Producer
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 19376

                                #45
                                Re: What's the weirdest/scariest/funniest dream you've ever had?

                                Originally posted by Reincarnate
                                Oh, have you guys ever had a dream where someone shoots at you?

                                One time I had a dream that someone came into my house with a gun, and when he actually lifted his pistol up and fired, I woke up, heart pounding, drenched in sweat. It was the strangest feeling because my mind had tricked my body into an actual physiological response -- adrenaline was flowing and I was scared but hyperaware. Strangest feeling ever, lol.
                                holy crap I've had something similar this happen to me too; I was living with Kayla back in our previous apartment in Easton when this happened. I was nodding off and I dreamed about a really bad area of Chicago that I used to live in as a child. I was out at night and just walking around aimlessly until I heard gunfire, then I started sprinting only to get struck by a bullet. Needless to say, my heart rate went from a normal sleeping rate to an what it would feel like after running for dear life. I didn't have the drenched sweat, but saying that I had a heightened sense of awareness would be an understatement.

                                The shock that comes from a dream like that isn't a good feeling either.

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