Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

[Matrixdude]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

[ichliebekase]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

This

[Andrew Mitchell]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

they don't look that fat to be honest, maybe thats why they got caught

[ananana]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

What!? They're geniuses! They were wrong and I'm glad they god caught but still! GENIUS!

[Redorigami]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

Actually, conveniently, if you count every pair of something as a single good, they'd be at 9 goods, just under the threshold! Even more conveniently, 9 goods is the amount need on Takecore of Yourself. Takecore of yourself... Take Care of Yourself...

Clearly the entire act was a desperate act inspired by FFR and aimed at the obese of the world, trying to spread the message that they need to lead a more healthy lifestyle.

[Jtehanonymous]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

Red, I don't even know what to say to that. o.o

brb gaining 150 pounds and trying this.

[kostkaskater]

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Dude. I think one of them lives down the street from me.

But really, you can see clones of them in the area I live in.

[TD_Techneeze]

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This sounds so fun to try, but then getting caught would suck so bad.

[BethanyBangs]

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Wow, the ideas people come up with nowadays. but i don't think boots would fit in between your boobs.

[Redorigami]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

If they had been a little more smart about this they could have made off quite well. If they had stopped at something like a few pairs of gloves or something, no one would have probably ever noticed.

Almost makes me wish I was fat.

[cedolad]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

Red, I don't even know what to say to that. o.o

brb gaining 150 pounds and trying this.

You need way more than 150 pounds you twig.

[jimerax]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

wow haha, this one of a few merits of obesity.

[OneHandNow]

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Wow, the ideas people come up with nowadays. but i don't think boots would fit in between your boobs.

thats cause ur asian

[OracleWolf]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

Just because an idea is novel, it clearly does not mean that it's good.

[freekilltwo]

Re: Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

Actually, conveniently, if you count every pair of something as a single good, they'd be at 9 goods, just under the threshold! Even more conveniently, 9 goods is the amount need on Takecore of Yourself. Takecore of yourself... Take Care of Yourself...

Clearly the entire act was a desperate act inspired by FFR and aimed at the obese of the world, trying to spread the message that they need to lead a more healthy lifestyle.

you clearly had way too much time to think of this stuff